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more about #whathappensinvegas more comments → pantsless economist...access RESTORED: And I bet he thought we all forgot about him when our favorite Appalachian Trail hiker started using the media as his own personal diary! more » angryblackgurl: Nervous about all the changes..... more » cantankasaurus rex: is anyone else disgusted by his complete dehumanization of Hamilton? even while he's supposedly apologizing, its all about him, she was just the thing... more » Lymed: This is the most important letter I've ever written, because I believe it is my only chance of making me appear remorseful enough to keep my Senate se... more » thoughtthinker: I was being completely selfish and only thinking of myself. I wasn't thinking of other people, just me. Also, I was the only person in my mind when I ... more » inabook: I hope he's actually having the religious crisis he seems to be claiming. He deserves to have a nice heap of mental anguish for his behavior, and mig... more » thegogglesdonothing: How did John Ensign get a million bucks to potentially pay off the husband? Is he independently wealthy? (I know - stupid question). more » Yahtzii: Does anyone else think the "+"'s make it look like lyrics to a Prince song? more » BlondeGrlz: The plus signs, the lack of capitalization, the 3rd grade sentence structure...I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if her response was OMG WTF John?... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Anna N., you win at life for those paparazzi snaps. more » lilbobbytables: Ok, fellow Jezzies: is anyone else having difficulty with the math here? I keep getting over + over = 4.974, and I swear that isn't right. And don't g... more » DutchessOfDork: This is a bit different than blaming Satan now isn't it? more » Santos L Halper: Philandering and general dickery also predate the Constitution, dumb dumb. more » wtfox?!: God never intended for me to do this. I walked away from Him and my relationship with Him has suffered terribly. I know He loves me and He loves you. ... more » Santos L Halper: Are we absolutely sure this "Cynthia" is not just a Real Doll? God hates love with toys, you know. more » -
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Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
A Las Vegas columnist has published a letter from Nevada Senator John Ensign to his employee/mistress Cynthia Hampton, in which he attempts (unsuccessfully) to end their affair. A crap letter from a Senator can only mean one thing ...
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