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more about #weekendroundup Marla Singer: Um... good morning? *yawn* It's 8.30 over here. I slept for about 3 hours and in a while I'll be off to take the first final of the week. Oh dear. more » Residentdrunkgirl: I just watch Kendra Baskett's (former Girls Next Door) show and omg, it was so cute that I cried. I think they are genuinely sweet people and I wish ... more » lalaland13: I have muted Mitch McConnell talking in the Senate. I just showered and don't need any douche. I'm also a bit happy that it looks very likely that som... more » dumblonde: Watching that video I realize that I've watched Clueless far too many times. I know the exact dialogue for every single scene even when they're out of... more » Thus Spake KATE!: The abortion episode of Roseanne is on tvland right now. I love this show so much. more » salthegeek: Why am I being so nervous about annoying this girl? I really hate my brain sometimes. more » BrilliantCorners: I've just made the most significant decision of my life: dropping out of med school. Medicine has never been something I've wanted to do (when asked,... more » geisha1010: I just reassured my kitten that he's way cuter than the guys from jersey shore. Meanwhile ignoring the 6pg paper due at 5pm tomorrow and nursing what ... more » fouxdufafa: My dog is crazy. If anyone is eating, she will pull hair out of her tail or find something on the floor like a scrap of paper. Then she overdramatical... more » kristenvsmothra: are you guys aware of the nasa astronomy picture of the day site? [apod.nasa.gov] so gorgeous. there's an archive to "ooh" at too. more » leroy.brown: i have a double ear infection and didn't know this happened to people over the age of 5. i am in so much pain and cant sleep and am on kardashian over... more » rodmanstreet: Well, my laptop battery is about to die, so you know what that means: I'm off like a dirty shirt! Night, all. more » jen002: I have a surplus of locally grown apples, and I think I'm going to make baked apples. Any Jezzies have a good recipe? Usually I just core them, and dr... more » fembot111: I hadn't heard of J. Crew, I really mean this, I hadn't even HEARD of them until maybe a month ago and now all I want to do is live inside J. Crew wor... more » Blodwynn: Wynn has to sing tomorrow. So she will be excused from periods 3-6, followed by lunch + choir Party. This means Wynn would only have to go to calculus... more » quatrevingtquatre: My Godmother played the above song at her mom's funeral & even though I was like 7, I remember it very vividly. In any case, I have been all refle... more » Tippi Hedren: A friend of mine (more like a friendly acquaintance that I live about 1000 miles away from) has just posted a facebook status calling her husband a "l... more » salthegeek: I really need to sign off on aim, I keep screwing up. more » rodmanstreet: I officially gave up on that video and made do with pictures. What an epic pain in the ass. Anywhoo, how are you all doing tonight? Cold out there!... more » SUNNY1: Currently cuddled in bed with my childhood beanie babies, Watchmen open beside me, and Veronica Mars loading on my computer. Ahhh... I just got into ... more » -
#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we confessed our worst hair mishaps, discussed our imaginary families, tried to justify our love of Jersey Shore, added another celebrity to the Photoshop of Horrors list, and sadly said goodbye to actress Brittany Murphy. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we discovered what a difference a decade makes, prepared ourselves for holiday disasters, discussed the trendiness of gray hair, went through 10 years of reality stardom, and learned some lessons from the ladies of 00s teen films. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we wondered if Taylor Swift was being set up for a fall, took a virtual trip to the Miss France pageant, tried not to bore everyone stiff at parties, and admitted that sometimes, we sound like our parents. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we learned all about the "turkey drop," tried not to stink up the joint with our signature scents, were given some bad advice, and tried to survive the zombie-like horrors of Black Friday. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we spotted several examples of badvertising, took at look at yet another sexyface and shoe-filled video, learned how to survive in a sparkly vampire world, and had the bejeezus scared out of us by the folks at Kay. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we discussed Edward Cullen and the power of teenage crushes, came up with our own Brangelina headlines, had uncomfortable moments with the Signals catalog and the Jacob Black doll, and learned that Hammer pants are here to stay. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we took a sexyface-fueled trip through Leighton Meester's latest video, learned about Barbie's latest competition, wondered why Facebook allowed a "pro-rape" group to stay up for several months, and discovered that we apparently had "powers" as teenage girls. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we celebrated Halloween with the stars , wondered if society really hates children, learned what kind of dude to avoid 365 days a year, and discussed the scariest "non-scary" movies of all time, including The Peanut Butter Solution. Yikes! More » -
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#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we tried not to be cruel, received an open letter from the Ghost of Christmas Future, learned a bit about the meggings trend, talked about jealousy and aging, and took a NSFW trip to Love Land. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we followed the strange saga of Balloon Boy, wondered if maternity leave should apply to women without children, tried to prepare ourselves for the fashion trends of Spring 2010, and watched underpants fly into the sunset. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we met the Barry twins, wondered what it would take for everyone to stop posting super personal information online, learned how to "score" with an iPhone application, and tried to come up with a few "sexy" Halloween costumes. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we took a virtual trip to Paris to view several top fashion shows, checked in on Lindsay Lohan's first official Ungaro collection, discussed the difficulties of making friends, and reminisced about our favorite school dance anthems. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we cast a few spells, dropped a few f-bombs, talked about weddings and prenups and terrible exes, discussed the risks and benefits of certain birth control pills and tried not to hit ourselves in the boob. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we reconsidered our views on Megan Fox, found one of the worst vintage ads of all time, judged everyone by their public displays of affection, and decided it was okay to be a girlie girl sometimes. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we took a trip into the Man Cave, stepped into Christian Siriano's fierce world, judged everyone by their first name, wondered if kids should walk to school alone, and looked at two very different healthcare rallies. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we reminisced about fashion disasters, had concerns about the "new face of homelessness," tried to think happy thoughts, wondered if students should be allowed to design their own reading lists, and received an open letter from Don Draper. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we learned not to mess with Twilighters, we decided to avoid silk-shirt-related dating advice, we looked into the stars with our Jezebel horoscopes, compiled the soundtracks to our relationships, and discussed the drama of dress fittings. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we continued being sick of Jon Gosselin, reminisced about our back-to-school shopping days, discussed the public's obsession with picking apart everyone else's bodies, tried to separate our memories from current blockbusters, and refused to let fetch happen. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we chose the ultimate John Hughes heroine, questioned whether Men's Health could really make us swoon, did not support the telling of little white lies, took issue with "sexy" abstinence shirts, and turned into our mothers. More » -
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Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we imagined Mad Men, Sesame-style, we learned all about The TWITs, we discovered the strange world of miniature brides, wondered if social networking was hurting our social lives offline, and took a trip to the Jember Fashion Carnival. More »
