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more about #weddings EdnasEdibles: Did they all head on over to the Auntie Anne's at the B Terminal for the reception? more » bluebirdred: Wow. This brings "shit or get off the pot" to a whole new level. The above statement is the exact ultimatum my sister gave to her husband after some ... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: This is GENIUS. Also adorable. more » Cairn: HOW DID ALL OF THESE PEOPLE GET THROUGH SECURITY?!? "Don't mind me, Mr. Security Man, I'm going to go surprise my boyfriend with a wedding." "Go rig... more » sequined: If they're both excited about doing it this way, awesome, but the fact remains that you got married in one of the worst places in the world, by which ... more » o-line: Thank God I got them a toaster for Christmas. I do have to re-wrap it though. more » I, Zombie Normal: And what's more romantic than an airport? Perhaps the DMV? I can't wait for their anniversary parties at Gate 57. more » JanaNye: I love easygoing fun couples. Hes probably a totally laid back dude and thought it was fun and quirky. Good for them. I'm sure she knows her man be... more » JinxyMcDeath: Um, if my fiance did this to me I would be so pissed unless we decided to wed in that manner. Way to make the decision for both of us... But if he's... more » legs benedict: Just to clarify: she wasn't proposing to him at the airport. They got a marriage license last week and were planning to get married this month, accord... more » Tchotchke: God, this is the Maxim man's worst nightmare. Be sure to check next month's issue for an article entitled "New Ways Women Trap Their Men into Marriage... more » blazedom: I have a confession. I think public proposals/declarations of love would be so embarrassing. They're adorable in chicklit movies, but in real life I a... more » echoparkgal: Bride? Check. Groom? Check. Justice of the Peace? Check. Crowd of well-wishers that just want entertaining? Check. Think of the savings!! more » crazy_lady: Jeez, can you imagine if he said no? Especially so close to Christmas. Would have been an Oprah special. more » funzette: Acosta continued: "Meet me at the airport in your white dress We ain't gettin no younger we might as well do it Been feelin' you all the while girl I ... more » Penny: I was going to say this is creepy, but seeing as how they were engaged, I am reassessing. I now just think it's a little weird. more » hortense: So when do we get the "based on a true story!" romantic comedy out of this? 2010? 2011? Is Kate Hudson already on the phone with her agent? more » LaComtesse: Sure, when SHE does it it's cute! When I do it to that hottie I keep seeing at the laundromat he gets a restraining order on me. more » cinematheques: Very cute story, but I would hate for this to happen to me. I look truly haggard and disheveled when I get off planes. With a side of drool. more » Flackette Goes Retro: Was this a copycat of the bride who met her soldier fiance at the airport when he arrived after a snow delay? [www.abcactionnews.com] more » -
#weddingcrashers
Ready Or Not
William Acosta emerged from a flight at Corpus Christi International Airport to find his fiancée Robyn Moore in a wedding gown, with a justice of the peace. Of the surprise wedding, Acosta says he was "speechless and thrilled." [CBS] -
#itheedread
Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
When Dana Hanna got married to Tracy Page last week, he paused before kissing her so they could both update their Facebook and Twitter. (Here's his.) Hopefully this won't be the next "wedding dance" craze. More » -
#isue
Bride Sues Over Racy Wedding Photos
New Yorker Sarah Bostwick is suing her wedding photographer for posting pictures of her in her underwear on the studio's website. Bostwick says she didn't want pictures taken of her getting dressed and they've given her PTSD. [N.Y. Daily News] -
#siblingrivalry
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
Last night's two-hour-long season premiere featured the planning and execution of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding. Khloe's sister Kim seemed to take the news of the engagement the hardest, mostly because she was sad she wasn't getting married. More » -
#recordbooks
Golden Couple
Les Atwell, 94, and Sheila Walsh, 87, are "Britain's oldest newlyweds" after being set up four years ago. Says Les, It didn't take us long to organise the wedding. You can't hang around at our age." [Mirror] -
#hellsbells
Jilted Bride Turns Reception Into Party For Seniors
Teanne Harris was ready to get married and host a Halloween-themed reception, when her fiance suddenly called it off. Loath to let it all go to waste, Harris walked into a nearby retirement community and donated the entire bash. [NYDailyNews] -
#madworld
Show Must Go On
According to the NY Times, Margaret Sterling's ill-timed fictional nuptials were no anomaly: a number of weddings went forward after Kennedy's assassination. "I'll tell you, after a few drinks it didn't really matter," says one of the grooms. [NYT] -
#iwont
Halloween Wedding Too Ghoulish For Sleepy Hollow Church
Lisa Panensky and Jim Nieves reserved the church mentioned in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow months ago, but church officials called off their Halloween wedding after learning they plan to wear costumes and play The Munsters theme. [N.Y. Daily News] -
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#leftovers
Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
• Hundreds of Muslim pilgrims have lined up to catch a glimpse of this Russian baby, who supposedly has verses from the Koran inscribed on his leg, which appear and fade every few days. • More » -
#itheedread
Nightmare Bridezilla Hates "Poor" People
Last night's episode featured Karen, a bride-to-be from Staten Island, NY, who — despite talking gauchely about how rich she is — believes that she is the epitome of class, and too important to be polite to "poor" people. More » -
#sad
Louisiana Interracial Couple Refused Marriage License. Not 200 Years Ago. Today.
"I don't do interracial marriages because I don't want to put children in a situation they didn't bring on themselves," Keith Bardwell, the parish justice of the peace says. "In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer." [AP] -
#hellsbells
Just(ice) Married
Can you imagine looking up to utter I do and seeing the smiling face of Sonia Sotomayor? A lucky couple got to do just that Friday, when she presided over their intimate wedding. [NYDailyNews] -
#startsnitchin
Something Blue: Are You A Formerly-Employed Bridal Mag Staffer?
True story: Once upon a time, long long ago, I worked at Modern Bride. Today's news that the magazine — along with Elegant Bride — will cease to exist is pretty sad, but presents an excellent opportunity: Dishing dirt. More » -
#suckers
Vampire Wedding Scare-emoney Was Bloody Good Fun
When 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and 44-year-old Connie Spitznagel got hitched Saturday, the groom arrived in a hearse; the minister was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th; instead of a kiss, the bride received a bite on the neck. [AP] -
#rants
Hollywood, Please Stop Inviting Us To Your Weddings
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married today after dating for approximately 8.2 seconds, and one gets the sense that the inevitable USWeekly divorce cover is on the way. But should we be so cynical? More » -
#hellsbells
They're Getting Maaaaaried!
Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski are on in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly talking about their TV wedding and pregnancy as super adorable Office-couple Jim and Pam. The hour-long wedding special will air Tonight! Pictures here. [JustJared] -
#madlyinlove
"Curves" Are The Theme Of Christina Hendricks' Wedding
Mad Men's Christina Hendricks is on the cover of InStyle Weddings, and though she wants her upcoming wedding to be "rustic and intimate," the mag insists she'll be "going for curve-hugging fabrics and retro details even on her wedding day."
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#modestproposal
Cliff Hanger
A Maryland woman was hiking with her boyfriend on Sunday when he popped the question. She promptly fell off a cliff. "That must have been a heck of a proposal," observed Assistant Chief Graham. Fortunately, no one was hurt. [WashingtonPost] -
#starsjustlikeus
Celebrity Wedding Planners Lead Crazy Lives, Need Their Own Rom-Com Immediately
"It's like a military operation," says one celebrity wedding planners in a fascinating look into their top-secret machinations. Because if Chesea Clinton is, indeed, secretly getting married, apparently the whole thing's been carried off with painstaking precision. More »
