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more about #walmart more comments → J.D.Regent: Anointed! Like Christ? So funny. I love your posts on the Kimberly Process in Zim and on the Goldstone scarves! Fashion matters, people. #ragtrade more » LvV: I am not trying to be mean, but Lily Cole's cakes are probably not very good. Cooking allows for many freedoms (and that salad she's describing sounds... more » perfidia: Olivier Zahm: Definitely has Booger's hair. #zoekravitz more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: True confessions: I have actually worn the mary-kateandashley makeup. They made a really kick ass gold metallic eye shadow pencil that I used to roc... more » Penny: I have very strong opinions about Eileen Fisher. I worked in a boutique that sold her things when I was in college and, regardless of the "image" she... more » madeofawesome: Zac Efron can wear my favorite jeans for eight weeks to get them to look "perfectly lived-in." I don't mind. Honestly. #ragtrade more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Ugh, the Kimberley Process is worthless. #ragtrade more » Penny: She's being knighted by President Obama... I didn't know the President was able to do this. Are we in England? #ragtrade more » Penny: I was reading through the UK Vogue with Georgia May on the cover last night. It's literally the first time I have flipped through a magazine and felt... more » labratintraining: I can relate to Lily Cole's excitement about cooking. I just started cooking meals that are more complicated than "1.) Punch hole in plastic 2.) Put ... more » dominique.blain: 'calculate pi to the 100th decibel ' ... now that made me laugh. (p.s. decimal :D ) more » badmutha: How can a rapist inspire anything but mortal dread? That is so inappropriate, even if he was her brother. #ragtrade more » Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Confession: I've bought a Miley-designed shirt from Wal-Mart. Which leads me to the bigger confession: I shop at Wal-Mart. Regularly. Whew, feels ... more » ihateyourescalade: Thanks, Lady GaGa. I was just thinking about how much better I'd look at the Unemployment Office in fishnets and plastic bra. #mileycyrus more » Master.And.Everyone: The Lady Gaga clothing line will debut with the "Poker Face," an ingenious face-defense sheath made of lace available in avant-red, paparazzi-purple, ... more » -
#ragtrade
Zoe Kravitz For Vera; Mary-Kate & Ashley Close Beauty Line
- Zoe Kravitz, negotiating the transition from Famous Daughter to Celebrity, has committed the necessary act of being photographed by Bruce Weber for a perfume campaign. Vera Wang was the lucky partner in fame-chasing. Shall we expect a reality show? [People]
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#ragtrade
Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
- Today in pointless clothing lines of the stars: Miley Cyrus and Max Azria's Wal-Mart collection! The digs look well worth every penny of their sub-$20 price point. [Lucky]
- Now, even the Kings of Leon has one. [Blackbook]
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#ragtrade
Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant is getting even uglier. After police were called to the couple's home following Seymour's complaint that Brant's security assaulted her, Brant has accused the model of drug use and is seeking sole child custody:
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#ragtrade
Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
- The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
- Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]
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#ragtrade
Presence Of Plus-Size Models Cause Consternation At London Fashion Week
- Oy. Vey. When Mark Fast chose to use three plus-size models in his Friday show, one staffer allegedly quit in protest and the stylist was so abusive to the models that she was fired; a Telegraph stylist stepped in. [Fashionista]
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#threekidsinatub
Walmart Sued Over Family Photos
Three young children from Arizona were taken away from their parents after a Walmart photolab employee noticed pictures of the kids taking a bath. The parents were denied custody for a month, and now plan to sue. [MSNBC] -
#ragtrade
Heidi Klum Is Out. (Of Her Clothes. On Your Coffee Table.)
- Heidi Klum's new coffee table book, Rankin's Heidilicious , is "very naughty." Who doesn't want nudity with their coffee? Oh, wait, everyone? [ElleUK]
- American Apparel brings its sleaze to England. England doesn't like it. [The Street]
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#disappearingdads
Are Wal-Mart Moms Single Moms?
A reader pointed us to this Wal-Mart commercial, in which a mom stocks her daughter's new dorm room with pink towels, a purple desk set, and an ugly rug. But where's Dad? More » -
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#ragtrade
Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
- They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
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#ragtrade
Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21
- A rare, left-handed Michael Jackson glove — the one the star wore when he unveiled his moonwalk at Motown's 25th anniversary in 1983 — is to be auctioned in November at the Hard Rock Café in Times Square. [CTV]
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#fashionshow
Miley Cyrus's Max Azria Line Full Of Stuff You've Already Seen
The Miley Cyrus & Max Azria clothing line has arrived at Wal-Mart, and the items are, in a word, derivative. Miley tells People: "My inspiration for the line is kind of an edgy UK style." Style you have seen before:
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#thecookiecrumbles
Wal-Mart Sells Knock Off Girl Scout Cookies
Wal-Mart is selling imitations of Thin Mints and Tagalongs, the Girl Scouts' two best selling cookies, in test markets at discounted prices. Though the "real" cookies are pricer, they make up most of the organization's income. [Authentic Organizations, Image via] -
#moneymindedmommies
Mommy Bloggers Feud Over Swag
Mommy bloggers used to call their craft "a radical act," but now it's a profitable one — in partnership with corporations, moms can get everything from free stuff to payment for product reviews. But is this damaging their cred? More » -
#ragtrade
Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
- Britney Spears' second trip out the gate for Candie's is an equestrian-themed acid-trip Photoshopped to ridiculousness. [DListed]
- No Shit Headline Of The Day: "New Report Sees Luxury Struggling." [WWD]
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#moneymoneymoney
Capitalisms
Forbes is happy to present the World's Richest Women today. Not surprisingly, two of the featured billionaires are Wal-Mart heiresses. (Mom 'n Pop proprietors were apparently unavailable for comment.) [Forbes] -
#ragtrade
Jay-Z-Owned Fragrance Company To Sell Scent Of A Mystery Female Artist
- The future will smell like Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West. (And, if I'm understanding "established female artist" correctly, Beyoncé.) [WWD]
- Kim Gordon hates it when you call some fashion thing "fierce." [The Cut]
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#ragtrade
Kaiser Karl Nominates Pretty New Model Aide-de-Camp
- Hark, watchers of the court of Karl Lagerfeld: doubleplustop prettyboy Brad Koenig is out. Model Baptiste Giabiconi is in. This is just like when Louis XV replaced Madame de Pompadour with Marie-Louise O'Murphy! [The Cut]
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#thingsthatsuck
Texting Hoax May Scare Off Women Attending Twilight Parties
A text message circulating in 16 states warns that women are being killed by gangs outside Walmarts. Fortunately it's a hoax, but it may ruin the Twilight DVD release parties planned at 2,400 stores. More » -
#ragtrade
Audrey Takes A Holiday With Chanel; Valentino Tried To Suppress Documentary
- Audrey Tautou reunited with Amélie director Jean Pierre Jeunet to star in an Orient Express-themed Chanel No. 5 ad, which took three weeks to shoot. The reel's not up till May 5. [WWD]
