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more about #vulvaandthingsdontmatch more comments → JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: I suggest "vulvitian blinds." more » emdy: My mom made that same comment about the lack of sons in the White House. She asked how the presidents were supposed to pass down a legacy then. I die... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The Panda's are slowly cuteing us to death! Don't you people see?? Are you blind? Oh, sure, they are soft and cute and fuzzy and look adorable doi... more » dancerevolution: Alec and Tina are fighting in the blogosphere? I haz a sad. more » rubyinthedust: Guys, don't kill me, but I actually agree with much of what Maryann Reid is saying. I don't think I would have put it quite like that (like "no more e... more » I, Zombie Normal: So, today science has informed us that beer goggles exist and that too much drink equals less action between the sheets. Good to know. I can't wait fo... more » YourScreenplaySucks: That Easy Curves commercial would've been way better if the lady was shouting, "I must, I must, I must increase by bust!" while doing it, but I imagin... more » dirtybee: I'm so confused about Easy Curves. At first I thought the bra had some magical bumpits that would inflate when you would play with the stick. Sigh....... more » badmutha: Truth is there have been a disproportionate number of Presidents with female children in the white house since the beginning of the union. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: BREAKING NEWS!!11!!! EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION LINKED TO MEDICAL CONDITION KNOWN AS "WHISKEY DICK"!!!! More news at 11. more » katekate is squared: Easy Curves! I sent that in a while ago because I saw the commercial on Bravo, and it was fucking bizarre. more » hydrogen_jukebox: The gif animation on the EasyCurves site makes me feel uncomfortable... more » The HZA.: I reallllllly hate the phrase meat curtains. Twazila sounds much more pleasant. more » Jessi Ramsey: Didn't Tracie have a post on Easy Curves? more » -
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China Sends Goodwill Pandas To Taiwan • "Meat Curtains" And Other Weird Ladyparts Slang
• A pair of goodwill pandas arrived in Taiwan from China on Tuesday, a sign of improving relations between the two countries.•
