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more about #vodka more comments → lilbobbytables: I had a bacon manhattan. It was....interesting. In the "won't be having bacon liquor again" way. more » LolaQuinn is full of beans: You got bacon in my vodka! No, you got vodka in my bacon! more » Nuckin Futz for you: I just found what I would love to buy my boyfriend for our anniversary. He'd flip. more » tscheese: OH NO! It is the APORKALYPSE! It is HAMAGEDDON! Actually, I really want this. more » Sister Toldja: The liqour industry worked very hard to create a product that I wouldn't ever consider drinking. Did my mother have a hand in this? The chocolate peop... more » jeepgirl: Egypt will commence the burning of all Bakon vodka. more » marshmallory: A vodka sauce made with this would probably be delicious. But that's about the only good use I can come up with. more » NefariousNewt: Who would want a vodka that tastes like Kevin Bacon? more » PreposterousHypothesis: I love meat-flavored liquor! On my shelf right now is the rare Bacardi-and-beef concoction, RedRum, and my delectable sausage-infused tequila, Oscar C... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Just don't mix it up with your bacon sex lube. more » mbprice: There's a place in Alexandria, VA called PX, and the bartenders there serve a drink called a BLT. It's bacon-infused vodka (which they make themselves... more » AtomicBellyButton: Adding this to food is the only thing I can think of that wouldn't be really gross. Into a white sauce for mac n cheese. Maybe in a marinara type, t... more » brinkswomanship: I am trying and failing to imagine what this would taste like. But you better believe that if I come across anything like it in real life, I'm giving... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Not all good things belong together. See church and state, separation of. more » morninggloria: When I was in college, I sang in a churchy choir that had warm ups for mass at 8:30 am on Sundays, so I usually did not drink on Saturday nights. This... more »
