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more about #videos TopLevelExecutive: I love how this chick is constantly being built up as some sort of feminist icon or survivor despite the fact that she's consistently shown herself to... more » Scout: and you know the interwebs are FULL of comments, from fucktards, saying : "see, this bitch needs to be put in her place, no wonder Chris hit her!" lo... more » laurasaurus: This is a great analysis, and well-needed. Sometimes we forget that pop culture and music and such is multi-layered. Also, it's kind of refreshing to... more » Maggita: If Fifty Cent did a music video sitting on a giant tank, I believe the song would be "Every Man's Fantasy." more » lisas: Rihanna loves an unsubtle double-entendre as well (I KNOW, a pop star, go figure). I took "so hard" to refer to her toughness as well as a metaphorica... more » PaigeTurner: That was really fascinating, Dodai. I just wish that showing strength didn't translate to becoming your oppressor. I understand that it probably has ... more » SaintNora: The Mickey Mouse helmet is amazing, and the scenes with her in it are very very tank girl. I love these video analysis articles, but this has to be m... more » Cimorene: I like this analysis, but sometimes I think that reading every move that Rihanna makes as a reference or response to her assault is kind of like readi... more » PhillyLass: Does Rihanna write her own music? And how much say does she have in the end result of her music videos? Given the observation that her label once moni... more » yeahisaidit: I'll be happy when military imagery is no longer representative of power, strength and fortitude. War is over. more » Ms. Take: I was in an abusive relationship in my late teens and I remember coming out of it and putting up this "tough girl" facade for the years following. I ... more » Armed with Vitriol: As someone who has felt powerless before in my life (Iwon't do details) I understand completely where she is coming from with this video (which I ador... more » jianna: Rihanna's many outfits in this video make me really want a GaGa Rihanna collaboration someday. 5 and 6 are especially gaga-esque. Did the pink tank ... more » hortense: I can respect that she's putting out these images and breaking away from both her former label-made image and the Chris Brown incident, though I don't... more » rodmanstreet: Slide # 9 looks very familiar to me. I can't think of where I've seen it before, though. I'm really crushing my head trying to figure it out. more » Armed with Vitriol: I love this video. It's badass. And I want a pink tank. Do you think I can drive that on the streets? more » Aidan_: Man, fuck you Gothamist for trying to ruin everybody's fun. Surprised Kitty is awesome. more » Triana Orpheus: Kittens and I are on the outs right now thanks to this article...evil little assholes. [www.cracked.com] more » sybann: Man, you all are seriously going to turn me into one of those women with frozen kitteh corpses in the freezer! I have 4 rescues! Stop it now!! For th... more » Alohamaid: you know if we could get James McAvoy to do this while wearing a kilt and also holding a puppy we could break the internet. more » -
#filmschooled
"Hard" Times: Analyzing Rihanna's New Video
The new video for Rihanna's track, "Hard," hit the web late yesterday afternoon. The message she's sending comes through loud and clear: She's hard. As in tough. But as we all know, there's more to this story.
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#surpriseparty
Shock And Aw
This little guy became an internet superstar when his owners posted the video "Surprised Kitty" to YouTube, but the Gothamist explains that his reaction is nothing special, just the "postural play response." Still unbearably cute, though. [Gothamist] -
#clips
"Can You Handle It?" Beyoncé & Lady Gaga Indulge In No-Pants Trend, Gunplay
Gloves! Crotches! Bustiers! Wigs! Hot makeup! It's the "Video Phone" video, and it's here to rule your life. I like B in the hairpiece with the short bangs. [Rap Radar, True/Slant] -
#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: More » -
#funnyhaha
"Gookie! Guckie! Gooo-Chiii!": James Franco Freaks Out In The Soundbooth
Most stars take their precious fashion endorsement deals pretty seriously. So it's refreshing to see James Francomaking fun of his perfume ad. The joke is simple: He can't pronounce "Gucci." "Huh," he says, "I always thought it was Guckie?" More » -
#kidstoday
The "Single Ladies" Babies Trend: Taking Over The World
You guys, Kanye was right. Beyoncé has one of the greatest videos of all time. "Single Ladies" has been copied by Justin Timberlake, Filipino inmates and sylph-like men in skimpy ensembles. And now babies "just can't get enough." More » -
#pottyhumor
"I REALLY NEED TO URINATE!"
When I was little, my mom banned Once Upon A Potty because it employed euphemisms for bodily functions. She really would not be able to handle this bunch of kids shouting their terminology of choice. NSFW - I guess? [Buzzfeed] -
#hermadgesty
Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
Lola is doing some kind of back bend/flip at the 3:16 minute mark. Jesus Luz plays "DJ." [TMZ] -
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#americanheroes
Helen Thomas On Doing The Right Thing, Gay Marriage
Funny or Die's Uncle Sam interviews the awesome long-time White House correspondent Helen Thomas, who explains with her infinite wisdom what America is doing wrong and reveals her favorite president (Kennedy, natch). Watch it here: [Funny or Die] -
#pekingduck
Like Stealing Candy From A Baby
The video at left demonstrates why feeding the ducks and feeding the baby don't mix. [Buzzfeed] -
#lol
The First Rule Of Pug Fight Club Is: You Do Not Talk About Pug Fight Club
Explore the world of "underground pug fighting" with caution, people. [Buzzfeed] -
#videos
Beyoncé's Beach Blanket Sing-O
If you've seen the beachy, black and white videos for Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" or Madonna's "Cherish", then you already know what Beyoncé's brand-new "Broken Hearted Girl" video looks like. She looks pretty, though! [Rap Radar, Perez] -
#babymamadrama
"Pregnant Women Are Smug": Funny Cuz It's True
The only way to describe the hilarious YouTube sensation, "Pregnant Women Are Smug," is with the cliched phrase: It's funny because it's true. More » -
#queueblues
Netflix Queues Destroying Happy Couples Across The US Of A
Adultery. Lies. Alcoholism. Neglect. Sexual Problems. Irreconcilable differences. All of these factors can destroy a happy marriage. But there is perhaps no greater threat to marital bliss than the love-killer known as the Netflix Queue. More »
