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more about #video boobookitteh: The winning entry in the Toyota-sponsored Clever Film Comp has been yanked from the event site after an online backlash...But John Davis was a lone su... more » dumblonde: While it's gross I don't get the incest part. The dad seemed naive and like he doesn't get what the kid is actually saying. The whole pounding thing i... more » ausdenbergen: why is the father jumping into the air, with what could be assumed to be joy, at the end of the clip? more » winner: If you're a dude with an Australian accent you are, apparently, you can say whatever the hell you want because it's pretty much assumed that whatever ... more » rhymeswithfeather: Any info about the creators of this ad? Yeah, it's annoying Toyota condoned this, but was this a contest for agencies? Amateurs? The blame should be s... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Damn feminists can even ruin incest! more » morninggloria: Incest humor has already been done (hilariously) on Arrested Development. This was no Maebe/George Michael fake wedding that turned out to be real. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: It's fitting that I got a Juniper Creek Christmas ad (Big Love) with Roman on this page. more » BeckySharper: EWW. more » ItchykooParker: Whoa. Have to say, the "good pounding" bit was a little much. I don't mind innuendo about sex, but I DO mind them discussing her like she isn't there. more » CurtCole: incestuous overtones... cars... NASCAR!!! Sorry, I thought we were playing The $10,000 Pyramid. more » Jack_Burton: This story is like a year old... Probably several. I have a feeling they just update it slightly every so often. more » likepenguins: Ugh, it's even worse than a goatee. It's that thing boys do where it looks like they've dipped their chins in facial hair. What IS that? more » Bitingpika: In a related story, The Not Particularly Attractive Girls Union decided to also ignore Greenman out of solidarity. "Dude, stop acting like you're doin... more » Dictator for Life: This is like that show TLC aired last night, "The 650 Pound Virgin: The Weight is Over." The cameras followed around a kid who had lost 400 pounds a... more » FrannyR: Next: The Lesbian chapter of the Attractive Girl's Union declares that Mike Greenman's penis doesn't have magical powers that will make them straight.... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: This was awesome. I am still laughing. Also: The ticker at the bottom, detailing plans to include a warning label on the body of Mr. Potato Head after... more » prettycool: On behalf of the Girls with "Great Personality" Committee, I would like to make a hearty thank you to the Alliance of Hot Smart Guys for reaching out ... more » morninggloria: The Union of Average Dudes With Nothing Really Spectacular About Them held a similar press conference hours later where they outlined their response t... more » andBegorrah: The Onion is reporting true stories now? What's next - Jon Stewart being one of our only sources for honest political dialog? more » -
#badvertising
"She Can Take A Good Pounding In Any Direction"
Toyota pulled the winning entry in an online ad competition following complaints about its "incestuous overtones." The innuendo-filled clip shows a father speaking with his daughter's date, who assures him he will "have her on her back by eleven." [News.au.com] -
#bloominonion
Attractive Girls Ignore Regular Dude
Attractive girls have unionized, The Onion reports. And they are not interested in "nice guys" with goatees. "At this juncture we cannot negotiate with an individual who stares at us for a half an hour," says a rep. [Onion] More » -
#clips
"Can You Handle It?" Beyoncé & Lady Gaga Indulge In No-Pants Trend, Gunplay
Gloves! Crotches! Bustiers! Wigs! Hot makeup! It's the "Video Phone" video, and it's here to rule your life. I like B in the hairpiece with the short bangs. [Rap Radar, True/Slant] -
#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: More » -
#instantgratification
Fluff Pieces
There are few things more adorable than this video of kids trying to resist sugary temptation. According to the famous "Marshmallow Experiment," kids who defer gratification grow up to better adjusted, but still, the girl at 3:00 is priceless. [BuzzFeed] -
#rageagainstthemachine
Judi Dench: "Fashion Is Not An Art Form. If It's Anything At All It's Pornography."
The trailer for Rage, Sally Potter's fashion industry whodunnit, makes the movie look like either the most ambitiously brilliant — or over-its-head silly — thing the British filmmaker has done since her 1992 adaptation of Orlando with Tilda Swinton. More » -
#headdesk
"Earlier Today I Had Two Friends Over: One Regular One & One Indian One"
Later: As a teenager tells her Hindu "friend" she's "going down the wrong path" and tries to convert her to Christianity, she also says, "She's Indian — it's like, an African country in Asia." Update: Might be a joke. [Buzzfeed] -
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#cookingwithgoop
Gwyneth Paltrow's Very Own Cooking Show — Sort Of
Is this first-ever GOOP video annoying (she calls deboning a chicken "fast food") or charming (she talks about learning to cook with her dad)? You decide! (Watch for the Kabbalah string on her wrist as she cooks.) [E! Online] -
#critters
Portland Pug Puppy Promenades, Pushes Pink Parasol Pram
A dog gleefully pushing a stroller? Prepare to be rendered nearly speechless by brain-melting cute! [Buzzfeed] -
#filmschooled
Questions About The High Fashion & Domestic Violence In Lady GaGa's Video
Lady GaGa's "Paparazzi" video hit the web about a week ago, but it took a while for us to… digest the high-fashion short film (directed by Jonas Akerlund) — which touches on fame, disability and domestic violence. More » -
#cocktease
Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
Lyrics: It's too big/It's too wide/It's too strong/It won't fit/It's too much… You got a big ego, such a huge ego. [Rap Radar] -
#closetohome
Sir, Please Remove Your Erection From The Small Of My Back
There will always be some guys who insist on grinding on you before introducing themselves or who can't stop staring at your tits in yoga class. "Puke In My Mouth" is for those pervs. [Adrants] -
#onionrings
Porn Misleading Kids About The True Nature Of Sex
Fresh from The Onion news channel: porn is (wrongly) teaching kids that sex can be enjoyable. Also, Grand Theft Auto fails to teach children about "the emotional side of killing whores." [The Onion] More » -
#oralhygiene
Woman Says Funny Things On Pain Meds, Loving Family Shares Video
It's probably wrong to laugh at this young woman babbling after having dental surgery, but we couldn't help but LOL. More » -
#existentastic
Kids' Shows Used To Be So Grown Up
In this Monsterpiece Theater classic, two monsters stand on a barren plain near a tree. What are they doing? Waiting for Elmo. More » -
#soldieringon
Thanks (Men) For Risking Your Lives, Now Let's Dance!
"Mr. Trooper" was created by musician Astara Mink and can be purchased online as a thank you for soldiers. The 40's style music video features five "all-American sex kittens" singing and dancing. [AdRants] -
#cutecritters
A Friendly Game Of Cat And Rat
In this video, a cat and a rat cuddle, play, and lick each other, seemingly unaware that they are supposed to be mortal enemies. More » -
#cutebreak
Run, Kitties, Run!
Got two minutes to spare? Check out this cute video of two persistent kitties trying to run up a slick plastic slide. It's a DIY cat-treadmill workout. Clip after the jump.
