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more about #vanityfair more comments → femme-bot: The Gap has come under fire from a Christian group that accuses it of failing to use the word "Christmas" in its holiday advertising and mailings Why... more » hello.kitty: Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, a... more » willwriteforfood: It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basqui... more » sassyredhead: When I got divorced it was basically who wants the salad spinner and who wants the electric can opener. #stephanieseymour more » badmutha: Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too... more » Tchotchke: There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a... more » Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I toss my Picassos like salad. #stephanieseymour more » Scoithniamh: I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zea... more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: She should have stuck with Axl Rose. Their divorce would probably have been more sane. #stephanieseymour more » JinxyMcDeath: Where is her bellybutton? #stephanieseymour more » Penny: I can't take these fucking people seriously. #stephanieseymour more » whynotshesaid: God, reading over this reminds me of how, in every First Amendment case I've ever read, the person involved was almost always a Class-A douchebag - La... more » cand86: Not saying he's guilty or innocent, but assuming he was just really, really stupid and actually did only want to have sex with her and then bail, you'... more » History Major: I used to be a kid who talked to older men in chatrooms growing up. The internet was just taking off and yahoo and AIM chatrooms were my playground. I... more » tggrr7: Sorry, no sympathy for this jerk. In this age of moral relativism, child molestation is separate. A responsible and healthy human being, upon hearing... more » -
#ragtrade
Sophie Théallet Wins 200K; Lindsay Not Doing Jewelry Line
- Designer Sophie Théallet has won the $200,000 Vogue/CFDA Fashion Fund Award. "Thank you for making my American dreams come true," said she. [Style.com]
- Skating at an outdoor rink in London, Lily Cole knocked over a small child. [Daily Mail]
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#happilyeverafter
More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
Neither Stephanie Seymour nor Peter Brant is talking to the media right now. That's what the obscenely wealthy ex-couple has lawyers for! Vanity Fair parses the parries and thrusts; any excuse to run nude (nsfw) photos of a supermodel, right? More » -
#computercrime
To Catch A Non-Predator: Are Online Stings Locking Up The Innocent?
According to a long, disturbing article in Vanity Fair, online predators who seek out sex with kids are much less numerous than we think — and police efforts to catch them may be imprisoning innocent men. More » -
#maghag
Robert Pattinson Is Dirty & Thinks He Looks Like An Idiot
The Sparkle Vamp and his hair get the full "New James Dean" treatment in the December issue of Vanity Fair: There's a Romantic-Weekend-In-New-England photoshoot (Fisherman sweater! Lobster!); an interview with Evgenia Peretz; he's labeled "Byronic." But Pattinson barely plays along. More » -
#kateisenough
Vanity Fair: The Kate Gosselin Interview
In a new piece for VanityFair.com, Nancy Jo Sales asks the question, "How did two average parents from rural Pennsylvania with an outsize brood rise to such dizzying heights of stardom and tabloid infamy?" She interviewed Kate to find out. More » -
#itsagoodthing
Martha Stewart Does The Proust Questionnaire
And tells Vanity Fair her most hated qualities are "indecision and wishy-washiness," and that she just can't choose one favorite writer or fictional hero. Also, her perfect day involves "sipping cold sake from homemade bamboo cups." Of course. [Vanity Fair] -
#maghag
Did Pedro Almodóvar Save Penelope Cruz's Career?
Penelope Cruz is profiled in Vanity Fair's November issue, and Ingrid Sischy explains that a string of terrible films like Vanilla Sky could have finished her. But Pedro Almodóvar jokes: "I was there to save her." More » -
#ragtrade
Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs
- Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
- Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]
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#levis411
Favorite Fame-Whores: Levi Johnston Talks Smack About Sarah In Vanity Fair
Levi Johnston continues his campaign of admirable restraint; this month, he's talking to Vanity Fair about Bristol's pregnancy and the Palins' parenting skills. Highlights — and a video exploration of Johnston's "johnson" (sorry, it's SFW) — after the jump. More » -
#moneypowerrespect
Surprise! Vanity Fair's New Establishment 2009 Is An Old Boys Club
Out of 100 people who made the cut on Vanity Fair's 100 list, only thirteen are women. Seems like the New Establishment is still taking notes from the Old one.
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#cybersleuthing
Craigslist Killer Case Proves The Internet Isn't Really Anonymous
In the new Vanity Fair Maureen Orth reports on the role the internet played in the crimes committed by alleged "Craigslist Killer" Philip Markoff, and his capture. Like most of us, he didn't realize how little privacy people have online. More » -
#fallenangel
Vanity Fair's Farrah Profile Essentially A Ryan O'Neal Tell-All
In the new issue of Vanity Fair Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal are described as "the Angelina and Brad of their day," which seems unfair to Brad Pitt, considering he's never shot at or hit on one of his kids.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
- Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:
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#vanityfair
Urban Dictionary Ruled "Not A Reliable Source"
A judge ruled that a 62-year-old man from Nevada can keep his "HOE" license plate, which he says refers to the make of the car and not the slang word, as defined by Urban Dictionary, for prostitutes. [MSNBC] -
#personalpolitical
Vanity Fair's Palin Profile Reads A Lot Like Its Clinton One
The inevitable backlash to Todd Purdum's Sarah Palin profile has begun: Bill Kristol called it a "hit piece" and outed Steve Schmidt as the source of the postpartum depression gossip. But, given Purdum's Bill Clinton profile, perhaps that's premature.
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#thrillafromwasilla
Sarah Palin: Just Call Her "Little Shop Of Horrors"
Vanity Fair has a big feature on Sarah Palin in its new issue...and it just went up online! We'll do some analysis later, but first, some interesting tidbits from VF national editor Todd Purdum's somewhat juicy story, after the jump. More » -
#tributes
Vanity Fair Covers The Last Days Of Heath Ledger
This month's Vanity Fair includes a lengthy piece on Heath Ledger's life, death, and final film. Highlights - if you can call them that - after the jump. More » -
#ragtrade
Rodarte Wins CFDA; Barack Obama Officially Most Stylish Man
- Rodarte's Laura and Kate Mulleavy scooped up the Women's Wear award at last night's CFDAs. In another surprise, the menswear prize was a tie between Calvin Klein's Italo Zucchelli and Band of Outsiders' Scott Sternberg. [WWD]
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#eyecandy
Outtakes From Johnny Depp's Vanity Fair Shoot
Check out some of the great shots photographer François-Marie Banier caught of the handsome pirate who obviously has a horrid, disfigured painting stashed in his attic. [Vanity Fair]
