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more about #vanessahudgens more comments → SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Best quote ever, Tina Fey. more » Evie Havok: Honestly, I don't care what Miley Cyrus does. She can wear her underwear over her pants. She can run around in little short-shorts. I don't care. She'... more » whynotshesaid: Oh Stephen Fry, I am so with you on the cesspool that is internet commentary. But please do not stop Twittering. I love your tweets dearly. more » WashingMyHair: Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony so important that they need to travel with a guard dog? The dog probably needs therapy from working for them. Wh... more » Lady Skittlehattington: I just get really happy when the name Fergie comes up, and we're actually talking about the real, original, fabulous Fergie. more » I believe in peace, bitch: I would like it if the media would stop policing Miley Cyrus and her body. more » JennaW: Dear Stephen Fry: You can't see me, but I'm holding up a lighter and swaying back and forth. more » doodley is not amused: Holy smokes. That is one giant picture of Miley Cyrus for so early in the morning (especially when I'm not yet fully caffeinated). more » Mary McCarthyite: I. cannot. wait. to. see. NINE! more » anya629: Can we please leave Miley alone? and stop applying the criterion of "What would 12 year old Hannah Montana do?" to everything she does? She is 17 and ... more » brinkswomanship: Madonna doesn't care what the bourgeoisie say - she's not in business for them, but to give all her descamisados a magical moment or two! more » itsonreserve: A German Shepard doesn't need counseling. A German Shepard is a dog breed that is extremely protective, whose owners should take precautions to keep ... more » sportz.star: All I took from this whole column is that it's been so long since The Real World San Francisco that a sit-com where teenagers regularly break into son... more » bluetrain84: Uggh, Zac's hair tip sounds terrible, I hate having a wet pillow. True story: when I used to go to bed with wet hair in elementary school, I would we... more » laureltreedaphne: I dunno - I don't care about Miley at all. That's a pretty iconic movie (and a pretty tame movie, at that), 17 years old is not 12 years old - when I ... more » -
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Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#coverlies
Allure Fights Natural Aging Process, Prefers "Nice, Naive" Girls
Allure's editors have made a shocking discovery: Whether you're slim or overweight, at some point, your face will start looking older. This month, they tried to recapture their youth by giving a Disney star and self-proclaimed "nice girl" the cover.
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#ragtrade
Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs
- Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
- Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]
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#fauxnews
Anatomy Of A Publicity Stunt
So the rumors are swirling that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are getting married. I called the local hardware store: there have been no reports of 13-year-old girls tearfully buying pitchforks. Therefore, I'm pretty sure this rumor is false. More » -
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Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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#goodbadugly
OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!
The 2009 Teen Choice Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, was the place to be last night. Let's just put it this way: everyone was there. And most of them looked deliciously awful. More » -
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Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
- Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
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Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
- Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:
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Mark Wahlberg Marries, Ali Larter Also Says "I Do," And Brad And Angelina Fight Over Burial Plots
- Mark Wahlberg married his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham yesterday in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills. "She looked like a princess and beyond stunning. Mark looked ecstatic," says a source. So much for Nicole 4 Eva! [People]
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Brad Smokes Weed Out Of A Can; Penelope Cruz Might Be Pregnant
- Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?
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Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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#goodbadugly
Usual Gang Of Idiots, Shenanigans At MTV Movie Awards
The 18th Annual MTV Movie Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, always has the same formula. Basically: Everyone in the world + absurd clothes = red carpet magic. More » -
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Paris Gets Kicked Off A Yacht For "Inappropriate" Behavior
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were kicked off of a yacht due to "inappropriate" behavior. The couple were making out, to the dismay of other passengers ,who cheered when the captain tossed them off. [Mirror]
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Tabloid Reporters Check Brooke Shields' Mother Out Of Assisted Living Facility
- In case you were wondering what "the lowest of the low" looks like: tabloid reporters allegedly checked Brooke Shields' 75-year-old mother, Teri, out of an assisted living facility in order to get a story. [People]
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Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Pregnant; Carrie Prejean's Brother Is "Not A Skinhead"
- Lindsay Lohan ended a relationship with a woman a month ago and has been accused of being too thin... so clearly she's pregnant. She's also supposedly distraught because she doesn't know who the daddy is.
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Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
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Vanessa & Lindsay: Cagney & Lacey?
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Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus Via Jay Leno
- Jamie Foxx apologized on the Tonight Show for his statements about Miley Cyrus (he called her a "little white bitch" and suggested she should "go catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat"), telling Jay Leno:
