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more about #vampires more comments → OneTwoPunch: Wow. Just. Wow. Who!? What!? And..WHERE?! G-d where was this created?! more » TransFat: Team Jacoby! (dedicated to a friends, not for personal taste or gamesmanship. Go Sox) more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Equipo Olmos. Los desaparecidos, reaparecen. Eso es lo que estoy hablando. more » breccia: The Edward Munster shirt is real, and has been real for some time! It's from Jeffrey Rowland at overcompensating.com. [www.topatoco.com] more » BabyJane: Team Mr. Ed(ward). more » Red-headed bookworm: But...but...I want the Eddie Munster one. :( *pout* Edward Cullen can only dream of being as awesome as a Munster. more » ucelluccia: So who will be on the Jacob shirt? Jacob Marley? more » hydrogen_jukebox: Team Nosferatu. Forever. more » bluebears: Can I be on team Ed Wood? more » curiousgeorgiana: Team Adama. So say we all. more » PaigeTurner: more » KATE!: oh my god, im going to see this tonight. SO SCARED NOW. more » QoB: I think it's time to introduce this man to the good old "Dreams-v-Reality" diagram. more » Lymed: Team non-sparkly brooding vampires with souls! more » Blueberry26: Team Not Going Anywhere Near That Party in addition to Teams Put On Your Damn Shirt and Stop With the Sexy Face Before It Gets Stuck That Way more » -
#fandom
Not A Twihard? You Can Still Be Team Edward
The James Olmos T-shirt is $20; the Munster one isjust a dream… for nowavailable here!!! [Buzzfeed via io9, HijinksEnsue] -
#thingsthatsuck
Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening
He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] -
#criticalmass
Critics Say New Moon, Twihards Suck
The reviews for New Moon are terrible, with critics trashing the script, director, actors, CGI, and even Twihards themselves, saying the film panders to fans who wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them. More » -
#thingsthatsuck
Badvertising: Get The Same Car The Sparkle Vamp Drives
Thanks, AdWeek, for alerting me to the marketing campaign which broke my brain. Seriously. Twilight CARS? More » -
#sparklyvampires
Anne Rice On Twilight, True Blood
Though Anne Rice hasn't read Twilight, she did see the film, and "felt that it reflected the deep desire of young women to have the mystery and protection and wisdom of older men." She also "really enjoys" True Blood. [WSJ] -
#notablequotable
Kristen Stewart's Twilight Doll Is Not Exactly Anatomically Correct
In the November issue of Allure, Kristen Stewart bodysnarks her Bella doll: "She has bigger tits than me, and looks ten years older." Wonder what she thinks about the glaring Sparkle Vamp? Click to enlarge. -
#suckers
Vampires Are Everywhere. It's Best To Be Prepared.
Look, between True Blood, Twilight and The Vampire Diaries, it's wise to have your crosses in a row. A few thousand dollars will get you a steampunky-looking 19th century vampire-killing kit. Better safe than sorry! [Boing Boing] -
#undead
What Women Want: Gay Vampires
Yes, women's love for vampires is in fact just a displacement of our lust for...gay men. What, you didn't know? This guy did:
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#suckers
Vampire Wedding Scare-emoney Was Bloody Good Fun
When 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and 44-year-old Connie Spitznagel got hitched Saturday, the groom arrived in a hearse; the minister was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th; instead of a kiss, the bride received a bite on the neck. [AP] -
#maghag
"I'd seen… [Director] Catherine Hardwicke’s Other Films, And That’s All I Thought It Was, Something Really Small.”
Former Dior Homme designer Heid Slimane shot Robert Pattinson for AnOther Man magazine, and inside, the Sparkle Vamp says he had no idea what he was in for when he agreed to do Twilight. Additional images below. [Dazed Digital] More » -
#bloodyhell
What If True Blood Were A Sitcom?
If you ever wondered, you'll never have to wonder again. [NY Mag, Unclejubalon's YouTube] -
#creaturefeature
For True True Blood Fans Only
A sterling silver jewelry line with fang-like closures and glittering blood drops of rubies. Not that bloodsuckers can wear silver. [BrandWeek, LovePeaceAndHope] -
#sundaybloodysunday
True Blood: Nice Night For A White Wedding
The season finale of True Blood featured a wedding, a proposal, and a lot of self-discovery. More » -
#sundaybloodysunday
True Blood: The Truth Is, The Truth Hurts
Last night's episode was called "Frenzy," but it it was all about the Truth. The first person to start speaking clear, lucid facts was the slightly nutty Queen (played by Evan Rachel Wood). Quoth she: More » -
#thingsthatsuck
Vampire? Or American Girl Doll?
Dakota Fanning doesn't really look like she's gonna bite anyone in these new New Moon shots, but that's the point of her character, Jane. At least she's creepier looking than this guy, who looks like an effete judge. [E!] -
#thingsthatsuck
Attracting The Undead Just Got Easier
A reader tipped us off to this "Twilight Venom" lip stain by DuWop, which you have to shake before using "to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds." Buffy would surely roll her eyes. [Sephora] -
#sundaybloodysunday
True Blood: "She Wants To Cut Out My Heart While A Bunch Of Naked People Watch"
A huge, epic episode. Things really got crazy in Bon Temps last night, and shapeshifter Sam Merlotte was at the center of it all. More » -
#sundaybloodysunday
True Blood: Sookie's Dreamy Nightmare
Obviously seeing Eric loving and naked and sensual was a treat. More » -
#sundaybloodysunday
True Blood: The Church Showdown & The Perma-Virgin
Thank Nosferatu! After a few episodes which dragged and stalled, in last night's True Blood, a hell of a lot of stuff actually happened. More » -
#bookclub
Heathcliff Didn't Sparkle, Though
HarperTeen is releasing an edition of Wuthering Heights with a Twilight-eqsue cover which brags it's "Bella & Edward's Favorite Book." 4TNZ imagines what other classic novels would look like "Twilightized!" Example: The Scarlet Letter: "Same color as blood!" [4TNZ, HarperTeen]
