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more about #valkyrie more comments → sybann: Dear Alan Cumming (HEEEEEE!), Don't encourage us. KTHNXbai more » Scout: Oh Alan, you make me laugh Did anyone watch the season of The L Word where hewas just....my goodness! more » debo matar la zombi goldberry83: If it were anyone but Alan Cumming saying that I'd be grossed out. As it is, he's kind of like a wacky uncle who says crazy shit, but who is complete... more » wordinedgewise: can we discuss how yet again an old white man has been chosen to perform at the super bowl? how many years in a row has it been now since the whole bo... more » hanny: Maybe I am bat-shit crazy but I don't get why Evan Rachel Wood is being so so vigorous in her denials of a clinch with rourke. Apart from thinking tha... more » BlondeGrlz: I like to think the baseball blind item is Derek Jeter and no amount of proof will convince me otherwise. more » Kivrin: Crohn's disease is no joke, but I don't know what Mike McCready thinks the WA lawmakers are gonna do about it -- install special Porta-Potties just fo... more » tscheese: There's this huge billboard in Times Square promoting Kanye's new album. On it, he's surrounded by sad cartoons and a sad sad distorted Valentine's he... more » missteenwordpower: Lauren Graham, I love you. Please escape that nonsense now. more » fluxus flucker: As a loose rule, I don't go to reunion shows. But, Jane's Addiction concerts are among the high-lights of my youth. Maybe I'll try to win tickets off ... more » AuntieBee: All this Slumdog Millionaire back and forth is making my head spin. Then I had a moment of clarity. If someone made a movie that was surrounded with... more » emilyanne: Also the Slumdog stuff is the curse of being the Oscar front runner and probably means that the one nominated film I truly loathe, Benjamin Button, wi... more » tscheese: Eating a hot curry could make me go into labor If this is the case, there's no chance in hell I'm gestating a phantom stealth secret pregnancy. more » NefariousNewt: Kudos to Renee Zellweger for not letting the Inauguration hoopla go to her head. I still feel bad for all those people who had tickets who could not g... more » stoprobbers: Evan Rachel Wood needs to grow a thicker skin and stfu. I saw an interview with M.I.A. on Tavis Smiley. Absolutely the most adorable thing ever, she i... more » -
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Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
- Alan Cumming thinks that our new President, Barack Obama, has a large, ahem, unit:
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#snapjudgment
Tom Cruise & Film Crew: Still Life With ________
[Rome, January 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Tom Cruise's Crazy Infects Fashion At The Valkryie Premiere
Get ready for some crazy, kids, because the premiere of Tom Cruise's Valkryie in L.A. summoned forth mermaid tails, sacks, and colossal errors of judgment that one does not often see! -
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The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing. -
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Britney On Hunger Strike?
- Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]
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#crappyhour
Chris Rock's Daughters Want To Be BFF With The Obama Girls
To try to come in like a lamb and go out like a lion, today Ana Marie Cox and I talk puppies, pedicures, Elvira, Bill Kristol, and the death of journalism. Do lions cry? -
#dirtbag
Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
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