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more about #valeriebertinelli more comments → TheUptightMidwesterner: Yo, Mr. Lohan... Generally you don't really ANNOUNCE ahead of time your intentions to do an intervention. more » tailfeather: Slightly confused by Carey Mulligan's quote about Nick Hornby's genius understanding of schoolgirl mentality...: "Set in the 1960s and based on a mem... more » cinara: I just want to say that most Australians are completely ashamed of the 'sketch' shown on Hey Hey It's Saturday, and of all the apologists that seem to... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Awww, Patrick Stewart I just want to give you a hug and get you a cup of tea. earl grey. hot. more » willwriteforfood: "My parents gave me a strong social conscience as well as any acting genes I may have." I wonder where Jon Voight's social conscience went when he we... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Valerie, there is nothing wrong with a big slice of pizza. The key is moderation. It also doesn't hurt to be active. Denying yourself, however, wil... more » Hiroine Protagonist: Michael Lohan, you ass face - how exactly does one get "addicted" to bi-polar medication? Hmm? Or anti-depressants? Moron. Are diabetics addicted to i... more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Michael Lohan, I'm not sure why White Oprah not being on the same page as you means you have to do things publicly. more » theKP: Dear Jon Gosselin, You are not welcome on Team Cake. In fact, your dessert privileges have been revoked for a full year. Kindly stay away from everyt... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Oh by the way, slightly off topic, but who wants to start a pool for when Jon Gosselin finds religion? I'm guessing 3 months from now. more » bess marvin, girl detective: excellent. this site needs more coverage of seemingly intelligent and charming women like carey mulligan. as for john cleese, thanks for reassuring ... more » Bunsen Honeydew: I don't think the Australians really understand the concept of Blackface and that under no circumstances is that okay. It's not a simple imitation, it... more » shorty63136: Birthday fail. more » odinsraven: Oh, Khloe, you'll need to learn right quick that the only way to be reference your husband's basketball season is to include phrases like "at least th... more » ritualtheory: Actually, I'm going to go out on a limb and assert that food is more important than Valerie Bertinelli. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head
- Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Carrie Prejean's Mom Accused Her Dad Of Being Gay; Jon and Kate Dad's Mistress Has A Sex Tape
- When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.
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New Beckham/Armani Briefs Advertisement Debuts
- Before we tackle today's inevitable layoffs, liquidations and bankruptcies, look at David Beckham. Look at semi-naked David Beckham. In his very important new Emporio Armani ad. Why, good morning to you, Dave. [People]
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