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more about #valentinesday more comments → Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Black Eyed Peas? But I can hear Phoenix! more » Perpetual Ingenue: I want to see a movie where Kathy Bates finds love and Jessica Alba endures an accident that ruins her beauty and teaches her to rely on something oth... more » maude_flanders: "I'm older and very patient, because I've lived enough to really understand love. I plan on sharing my wisdom with the kids while gently shaking my he... more » napalmnacey is an angry feminist: I want a movie where a woman gets tired of this stupid pressure to find Big Love and just says "Fuck it" and enjoys her life. And doesn't care that s... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Um...I'm probably going to go see it. Sooo, yea... more » jcb820: ARG. How dare they taint my favorite Phoenix song by using it in this piece of shit? more » rdVark: I'm so shocked. Everything seems to be there, except for Hugh Grant. This is a rom com you say? What is happening to the world? more » alula: At first I had this mixed up with Leap Year, another movie whose commercials are annoying me to no end. . .I'm pretty sure that in Ireland, a woman CA... more » NicoleItchy: I'll just take my $14 and set it on fire instead of sitting through this. more » Tartan_Tart: Let's just make BradCo a rom com cliche in and of himself. more » bitingfairy: Yeah, I'm gonna be watching this. more » Hell Kitty: I'll probably watch it, love it, and hate myself for it. more » dialing_footnoterphone: I'll probably watch it. more » Jack_Burton: Wow - none of these uber-singles has kids. That's realistic. more » TheExperience: Patrick Dempsey in a campy, saccarine, sexist blockbuster about love? You don't say! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior! more » -
#trailerpark
Valentine's Day Trailer Hits On Almost Every Possible Romantic Comedy Cliche
Yesterday, Irin compiled a list of the most overused romantic comedy cliches of the decade. And wouldn't you know it? It looks like we're going to kick off 2010 with a film that includes almost every single one of them. More » -
#snapjudgment
"I Drove All Night… Just To Be With You"
[Los Angeles, December 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#filmschooled
We've Got Mixed Feelings About The Valentine's Day Script
Not long after we posted about the cringe-inducing concept of releasing a movie for women called Valentine's Day on Valentine's day, a tipster sent the entire script to us via email.
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#dirtbag
Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8
- New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:
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#filmschooled
Valentine's Day: What He's Just Not That Into You Hath Wrought
In February, thanks to a star-studded cast and aggressive marketing, He's Just Not That Into You made $94 million, despite being a gay minstrel show with "desperately needy" heroines and black people punchlines. Guess what? More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
In case you missed the advertising blitz, it's Valentine's Day! Which, honestly, just means it's the day before all of that delicious candy goes on sale for 75% off. Now that's a reason for celebratin'. More » -
#dailycaterwaul
Do Men Deserve A "Guy Day" Holiday?
You guys, Chuck Cohen is pissed. What's the deal with you ladies and your need for flowers and candy? Forget Valentine's Day and Mother's Day, Cohen says. Men, he says, should get a "Guy Day." More » -
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#theartofseduction
The Best/Worst Seduction Video Of All Time
Need an example of the bad "sexy" advice I was talking about earlier? Look no further than this gem from the 1980's that Broadsheet has brought to our attention: "The Video Guide To Successful Seduction." More » -
#cornify
Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
Have you ever dreamed of turning every website you visit into a Lisa Frank-esque nightmare? Well now you can, thanks to Cornify, which lets you adorn your favorite sites with rainbows, hearts, and unicorns. [Cornify] -
#secretsandlace
Ghosts of Sexytimes Past
A few years ago, I went on a closet cleaning spree, throwing out bins, boxes, and bags of old clothes that had, for some reason or another, followed me from high school through grad school. More » -
#homeremedies
Chicken Soup For The (Depressive) Soul
When you're really down, sometimes only a few things can cheer you up. More » -
#leftovers
Anne Frank's Helper Turns 100 • Swiss Skinheads Cause Brazilian Mother To Miscarry
• Anne Frank's last surviving "helper," Miep Gies, turns 100 this Sunday. She humbly claims that she has received far more attention than she deserves, and "so many others have done the same." • More » -
#skeletonkeys
For The Last Time: Can We Stop Talking About Relationship Timelines?
The New York Times ran an irritating piece today about the OMG milestone of exchanging keys with your boyfriend. Can we forget about these arbitrary, Rules-style timelines, already? More » -
#junglelove
Zoo Hosts Valentine's Day Sex Tour
A Michigan zoo is holding a "Zoorotica" event on Valentine's Day that lets people see how wild animals have sex. More » -
#leftovers
Seal Pup Afraid Of Fish • Delhi Court Rules That Sex Under Promise Of Marriage Is Rape
• A five-week-old seal pup has astonished caretakers by refusing to eat fish. Staff at a marine sanctuary say that this is the first time they've seen a seal with a fish phobia. • More » -
#culturewars
Hindu Group Attacks Women, Denounces Valentine's Day
A Hindu organization attacked women in the college town of Mangalore, calling them "un-Indian for being out drinking and dancing with men." The attack has spurred debate on Indian women's behavior, including drinking and shopping. More »
