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more about #valentina more comments → serenepanic: People.com says that in addition to suing several corporations, DJ AM and Chris Baker's widow are suing the estates of the two pilots. I just cannot ... more » Hooplehead: Clive honey, there is no way you would lose a battle of the wits with Julia. She doesn't give off the impression of being too heavily armed... more » Maulleigh: I tried watching the KINGS show online, and there was this REALLY LOOOOONG SCENE of a military rescue of hostages and I'm like, "Where the hell is thi... more » TRexstasy: I am officially asking you guys to help me interpret this Amy Winehouse dream. I dreamed that she was sitting across from me in a black jacket and pa... more » TresJolie: Dictator is not the first word I'd use to describe a child... more » dreamweave: Am I the only one that always thinks of the morning after pill when I hear the name of Brad Pitt's production company? But mainly, please, please, Nat... more » morninggloria: Jason Bourne > James Bond more » lilbobbytables: Fox's Roger Friedman on Julia Roberts: "She was rude, downright nasty, and dismissive. She snubbed me in front of other people to make her point… He... more » water baby: Somehow I find it highly ironic that Brad Pitt's film company is called Plan B. more » KittyKittyCat: Does anyone else see a slight resemblance between Miley and a vampire in that picture? Or did my weekend in Seattle turn me into a vampire spotter? more » kaiwhakamarie: Heath Ledger + Modest Mouse = WIN. I can't wait to see that. And damn that Family Guy. I hate hate hate it. more » graham_but_not_a_cracker: Dear Jesus' ex-girlfriend, Jealous much? love, Graham more » Bryn: Also: I hope the new Bourne movie doesn't make me want to vomit with its woozy camera work. I loved the last one right up until I staggered out to the... more » rednrowdy: windborne odors from bob dylan's port-o-potty can't be any worse than the windborne odors from the nyc subway...especially in the summer. malibu citiz... more » R_Claw: Never has a truer headline been written. Well played ladies, well played. more » -
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Hannah Montana Is Hazardous To Your Health
- Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]
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#snapjudgment
Salma Hayek's Baby Doesn't Want To Pat The Bunny
[Los Angeles, March 1. Image via Splash.]
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Salma Hayek Talks To Dave About Sleepwalking Daughter
Last night on the Late Show with David Letterman, Dave and Salma Hayek engaged in some first-time parent chatter about their toddlers, and apparently, little Valentina has some strange sleeping habits. More »
