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more about #vaginas pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: There can only be Mika love, because Mika rules more » Jenloveshercurves: I exposed my ass to my boss today. It was fabulous. Damn static cling and tights and chairs that leave my dress above my ass! more » jenrobe: Could someone who has actually read this issue explain to me why I might put popcorn in my box in the first place? more » Steverino Begins: "Yeah, I'll take a large bottle of SmartWater, a hot dog with cheez whiz, 2 boxes of Whoppers, a medium popcorn with extra butter in a cup on the side... more » badmutha: Unfortunately the OB/Gyn forgot to list "Glenn Beck" as stupid shit she has pulled out of a vagina. more » RStewie: I don't know if anyone else already commented about this but: I am SO GLAD that round toe shoes are back "in" and available. I HATE those damn toe-s... more » eatsshootsleaves: True, TMI story: one time my boyfriend and I got really stoned and started putting food up my vag just to have him eat it out (literally). The list of... more » prettycool: But without popcorn, how will I decorate my Hanukkah bush? more » Jack_Burton: Pro-Tip: When enjoying whipped cream in the bedroom, always shower soon afterward. Otherwise, you will awake smelling like sour babyshit. more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Wait. What? Who puts Orville Reddenbacher in their Who-ha? more » asthenia1: Can someone please help SJP get out of this flawed, unfashionable box? She's trapped inside and ignorantly ecstatic about it! more » Newsgirl: To be fair, the popcorn thing in the magazine was an example of dumb things an OBGYN has had to pull out of her patients. It was in a sex article as a... more » erinna: You might laugh about the popcorn in your vagina, but it could happen! One time, I put several raisins so far up my nose I had to be taken to the ER t... more » sanyucat: I have a concomitant resolution: To get the bits of popcorn that are already inside my vagina back out. more » Treeless: Glamour's Stupids-worthy hints include not . . . putting popcorn inside your vagina. We all know I can't keep that resolution. On January 1st I'm f... more » RenoMartini: But can I still store my bowling trophies, a spare set of car keys, a cocktail shaker, and a family-sized bottle of Tanqueray in my hoo-ha?! more » Dodgergirl: I... I'm trying to think of a way you could have pulled the popcorn thing out of context for comedic effect, but I cannot for the life of me think of ... more » Yahtzii: Oh Glamour, you coy minx. You say you don't me to show my ass, but then you're pushing the see-through dresses and pantless fashion. I know a hint whe... more » boobookitteh: Now you tell me not to expose my buttcheeks? After I already put in an order for the hoodie thong? more » MalinaMango: I don't know about you, but my vagina's so hot that it works as my personal popcorn popper. The popping makes me climax, and then I have a nice handy ... more » -
#coverlies
Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
January Glamour offers lots of tips for surviving til 2011, which readers will really appreciate — if they're complete boneheads.
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#dontpimpmyvadge
Report: Vaginal Plastic Surgery Has Same Risks As FGM
In yet more news about the stupidity of vaginal plastic surgery, a British report finds that women who undergo the procedure may experience some of the same problems in childbirth as those who suffered female genital mutilation. More » -
#potpsychology
"What's The Best Position For Using A Magic Wand During Sex?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#lovethyself
Lip Service
Etsy seller VulvaLoveLovely makes customized pendant portraits to help women celebrate the beauty and uniqueness of their vulvas. Also for sale: A purple satin vagina pillow, that comes complete with a shiny vaginal canal. [BuzzFeed] -
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"Can I Use My Old Vibrator With My New Partner?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#vaginamonologues
But Can It Act?
Apparently the "secret" of Megan Fox's "bewitching power" is "a powerful, confident vagina." "Men are scared of vaginas," she elaborates. Men are particularly threatened when a vagina speaks its mind, behaves assertively, or makes more money than they do. [ONTD] -
#vaginas
The Joys Of Yiddish
With its rich cache of slang, it seemed weird to writer Elissa Strauss that Yiddish shouldn't have more words for the female anatomy. A little digging, however, unearthed more than 20, including di mayse ("the story"), shmundie, and knish. [TabletMag] -
#dongbongs
Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
We always thought that bongs and bubblers looked like dicks and balls. It turns out that many paraphernalia manufacturers do, too. (Links NSFW. Duh.) Check out the various X-rated pipes to put your weed in. More » -
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#potpsychology
"How Do Gay Men Feel About Vaginas?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
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"What Does 'Power Bottom' Mean?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#potpsychology
"Will Continued Use Of Tampons Stretch Out My Vagina?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#vaginamonologues
Sarah Haskins Helps Women Name Their Lady Parts
In the latest installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins takes on the recent spate of advertisements that have a difficult time explaining what body part the featured products are actually for: vaginas. More » -
#vaginadialogues
A Rose By Any Other Name...
A story from The Onion uses every possible euphemism to describe a doctor's achievements in "Lady Medicine." It's funny, but like all the best satire, uncomfortably familiar. [The Onion] -
#potpsychology
"How Long Do I Have To Wait To Have Sex After An Abortion?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#susieqs
Sexpert Susie Bright Answers Your Burning Questions: Part 2
Susie Bright, sex-positive feminist and author, was gracious enough to help with your most troubling sex questions. All week, she and her daughter Aretha will be providing us with their sage advice. After the jump!
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#tmi
Tampons & Garlic & Discharge, Oh My! Graphic Body Talk Goes Mainstream
Today, Salon's Rebecca Traister explores the phenomenon of female writers' "graphic" accounts of the "messy realities of their bodies." Wait: Did someone say our name?!
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#clips
Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
Perez Hilton hit Chelsea Lately yesterday to discuss host Chelsea Handler's vagina, which Hilton claims Handler had altered. (Hilton wasn't referring to Handler's felt ladyflower, a gift from a much better behaved guest, Amy Sedaris.) More » -
#thevaginatravelogues
What The World Looks Like Down Under
Have you ever wondered what life looks like for a vagina? This video, from a Dutch advertising company, shows an entire day from the POV of one of the female reproductive organs. More » -
#theyearthatwas
20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008
From ANTM's menstrual cramps, to Bobby Brown's farts, to drunk women urinating on couches, we bring you the 20 Best (meaning, sometimes horrifying) Reality TV Show Moments of 2008.
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#potpsychology
"How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy.
