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more about #vaginamonologues JennaW: Could they have found a noisier place to conduct these interviews? I also like that they effectively blocked the exit at one point, but everyone soldi... more » futuremouse: This is not the Nutcracker... it is the Carol of the Balls. more » BearDownCBears: I'd be more pissed about this guy taking my idea if my draft had progressed beyond this: "A Dood in DC" ACT I: Jesus it's muggy outside. ACT II: Man... more » CurtCole: I hope one monologue centers around a musician's balls. They would be complaining back and forth about being constantly grabbed during performances an... more » Zulkey: "I was befuddled by the title." Well somebody did not receive an adequate Beastie education. Pity. more » Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Who will win in the fight to be the 'edgiest' young woman around - will it be Gaga or Megan? After the recent use of the word "vagina" in a quote, it... more » checkyaself: I love it when people jump in to defend Megan as if she's soooo misunderstood? Did Megan just reduce women to their body part? Yes, she did. She did n... more » Asmo: As a man, if a vagina started talking to me; yes, I would be scared. more » Nuckin Futz for you: So in the movie Jennifer's Body (which might as well be putting its entire selling point as the title of the film) I should expect in the end Megan t... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Yet another American who confuses vagina with asshole. Megan Fox's secret is that she's a powerful, confident ASSHOLE. more » sybann: My vagina is apparently a huge slacker - it neither speaks nor intimidates men, much less bringing home the bacon. Back in the day it could bring home... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Is that a a tattoo of Janet Gaynor on her arm? more » blazedom: I'm one of the few people on jezebel who actually like her. I think a lot of her comments were never meant to be taken completely seriously, its just ... more » Experiment626: My vagina has the worst case of Tourettes ever, once a month. Good thing I stuff its mouth, or that thing would be out of control. It's stunning intel... more » funzette: Who's afraid of Vagina Fox? MEN ARE! more » tankearae: "Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?" "Uh, is that what this is a picture of?" "In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as... more » MizJenkins: Not only can it act but it knows krav maga and once gave a speech in front of Congress on single-payer health care. That's one powerful, confident vag... more » Agumen: Funny that no-one is backing her up. I totally see what she means. Guys desperately crave female approval, and don't even bother to hide this. The da... more » tiredfairy: The thing about Fox's quotes is that 1. they're almost always out of context, without the benefit of tone of voice. Like an email, it's hard to tell w... more » labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: but does her mind speak its vagina? more » -
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"This Is Not The Nutcracker"
A DC venue is putting on "an all male spin to the Vagina Monologues," titled Deez Nuts. Our favorite viewer testimonial: "I was befuddled by the title." [The Sexist] -
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But Can It Act?
Apparently the "secret" of Megan Fox's "bewitching power" is "a powerful, confident vagina." "Men are scared of vaginas," she elaborates. Men are particularly threatened when a vagina speaks its mind, behaves assertively, or makes more money than they do. [ONTD] -
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Last Night Joan Rivers' Vagina Got Roasted
On last night's Comedy Central's Roast of Joan Rivers, an assortment of (mostly) not-that-famous celebrities paid homage to the groundbreaking comedienne Joan Rivers by cracking jokes about her supposedly old, decrepit, used-up, nauseating, ugly vagina... and face. More » -
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The Vagina Monologues Comes To China; Are Women Ready To Yell Bi?
When Eve Ensler's famous play The Vagina Monologues was first performed in China in March, the title was changed to The V Monologues. Two months later, the original title was restored for a show in Shanghai, and tickets sold out. More » -
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Sarah Haskins Helps Women Name Their Lady Parts
In the latest installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins takes on the recent spate of advertisements that have a difficult time explaining what body part the featured products are actually for: vaginas. More » -
