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more about #usweekly Invisible-Echidna: I've ignored all other non-sense about Santa not being real for the past 2 decades... But, if the Gosselin kids say so... I guess I won't be putting o... more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: I can't remember ever believing in Santa Claus. I do remember many years of pretending to believe in Santa Claus. I was the youngest of many cousins,... more » lalie (apologetic mess): I still believed in Santa for like 2 years after my bff told me he didn't exist. I was just like "w/e, maybe you're just naughty." I once also found... more » Sabbatai: Um..Spoiler Alert maybe?! Thanks for ruining my Christmas! more » lisas: Oh good, tabloid updates on the kids. This is way less exploitative than that show for sure. Let's blame this on the parents too. more » The Real Janelle: You know, I'm against believing in unreal entitites such as God, but I'm really down with the Santa idea. I looove seeing little kids hop around tryin... more » thedoraz: me and my wife have a firm stance in not telling our daughter lies which includes Santa and the easter bunny, tooth fairy. I think it sucks to find ou... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): You know, I feel like I must settle this debate. SANTA IS A REAL PERSON: [www.catholic.org] (whatever you make of that historical figure, his legends,... more » o-line: I heard they put two and two together when they realized Santa doesn't wear red Ed Hardy suits, Mrs. Claus isn't 23 and toys don't usually smell like ... more » Shannon Foley: My sister and I believed in Santa until we were like 12! One time the chimney cleaner gave us a piece of red felt that he said he took out of the chim... more » Lymed: I'm Jewish, and therefore never believed in Santa. But my father remarried a woman who is Christian and we always spent the winter holiday with them. ... more » curiousgeorgiana: My aunt would not let her 3 kids (my cousins) believe in Santa Claus because she thought it corrupted the true meaning of Christmas (Southern Baptist,... more » Zulkey: Those other kids are just lucky the Gosselins aren't also informing them that there is no god. more » PilgrimSoul: OMG SPOILER! JEZEBEL WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? more » rodmanstreet: "Your father's a cheater and a liar and you're not on TV anymore and there's no such thing as magic and college won't get you a job and Mr. Rogers is ... more » Dodgergirl: While I was not That Kid, I was oddly friends with several That Kids and had my belief in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus crushed by the savvier mind... more » hovy: This is what happens when Santa's newest "special elf" buys him Axe body spray and gets him a custom made Ed Hardy Santa suit. Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus ... more » shayshay: Sadly enough, my little sister did this many years ago. We never believed in Santa because my parents were/are very strict Christians and they felt t... more » Triphena: And then at the other end of the spectrum, you have my youngest brother. We older kids had the fear of God put into us by our parents that we were ne... more » BelleBreezing: I'm the youngest of 4 siblings and never believed in Santa. When the older kids outgrow Santa and don't play along, the younger kids aren't going to b... more » -
#santababy
Breaking: "Gosselin Kids No Longer Believe in Santa Claus"
No, it's not The Onion, it's an US Weekly exclusive: a source tells the magazine that the eight Gosselin kids not only know there's no Santa Claus, they're telling all the other kids at school. Seriously. [US Weekly] -
#babysteps
"Revealed! How Kourtney Kardashian Is Going To Lose the Baby Weight"
Well, "having the baby" is probably the first step, US. Yeah, we understand, souls do add so much weight, don't they? [US] -
#grainofsalt
Obama's Approval Rating Down Among Pouty-Lipped Mothers Of Six
No, not her. Us Weekly claims Angelina Jolie "hates" Obama. A "source" says, "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise." [Us] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead.
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This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where instead of Duck Duck Goose, it's Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Twilight. Margaret assists in the deconstruction of Star, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Ok!, after the jump. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Dead Bodies, Beach Bodies, Weddings & Monkeys
It's Wednesday, so this is Midweek Madness, our tabloid roundup. Star was the only rag without Michael Jackson on the covers this week, maybe hoping people prefer "Beach Bodies" to untimely death? Step inside for more weeklies, after the jump. More » -
#dirtbag
SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Bulging Beach Bodies & Hasselhoff Death Watch
If it's Wednesday, we must be playing Midweek Madness. Why else would assistant Margaret and I let the tabloids — Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star — kick us in the shins?
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Cheated On Brad With Blonde Female Rocker
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I attempt to ingest the nutty stuff produced by the weekly tabloids. Details from Us, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Star, inside.
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#maghag
Us Weekly's Grey Gardens Cover Leaves Much To Be Desired
Us created a mock-up cover — featuring Big and Little Edie — as a promo for Grey Gardens to appear along this week's issue. We thought we could do a better job, so we did. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh & Suri Forced To Be Friends; Katie Forced To Diet
It's Wednesday, so it's time for Midweek Madness. Did Brad make a move on the nanny? Is Katie starving herself for Scientology? Have Suri and Shiloh ever met? The tabloids ask and answer.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: "Octomom" Vs. Angelina; Jennifer Aniston's Tapes
Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we dare to try and "read" the celebrity tabloids. This week, Us was the only mag that used Rhianna as the main cover image.
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#celebritytroubles
Did Brangelina Snub The Press At The Globes? Should We Care?
In a piece from yesterday’s Daily News “experts” argue that although they may want to, Brad and Angelina shouldn't be able to pick and chose when they want to be in the limelight. More » -
#overthehills
Mr. And Mrs. Spencer Pratt: I Thee Dread
Heidi and Spencer pretended to elope on last night's episode of The Hills. It was a "secret wedding," with no one there — except for photographers from Us magazine.
