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more about #usher logruszed: Courtney love should have followed the advice that Robert Downey Jr. gave Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder. more » lo-mantang: I think halloween dressing up as Dana Barrett/Zool and having Sigourney Weaver opening the door to me would probably just beat out my wedding for high... more » Wishnick: That quote from John Krasinski is just too cute. If he hadn't made License to Wed, I'd think he was just about perfect. more » GreyCat: We would all prefer Frances Bean not to become a Jamie L. Spears but we would really prefer for her not to become another Courtney Love. And why am I... more » Scout: Again, a decent publicist could be helpful... as would sending Courtney away to a cabin in bum fucked egypt more » CupcakeMonster: "i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I miss Live Through This era Courtney Love. I even miss circa 1997 People vs. Larry Flynt Courtney Love. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): 1- I cannot stop giggling when I picture Wolf Blitzer interviewing Shakira. I don't know why. 2- I will never complain about my personal mother/daug... more » Triana Orpheus: What the fuck is Courtney Love's obsession with all things Spears? Frances is going to have one hell of a tell-all. more » theysaidwhat: Courtney, I'm sure that by now even YOU have heard of the internet and it's everlasting and public qualities. If you have private thoughts that you wi... more » squeakel: Can anyone translate this? "perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would d... more » LaComtesse: I'm beginning to think Courtney Love is a lolcat, because her misspellings are pretty consistent... "I can haz mai daighter?!" more » AnnieSaBu: When I first glanced at the title of this post, I read, "Courtney writes about France again." And I thought to myself, "Oh no." Writing about Frances... more » clevernamehere: With all the talk about "women's" films today, I recommend Young Victoria, which I saw last night at a preview screening. It isn't totally perfect (I... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: "My god, how can that man alley-cat the country like that and be such a good golfer? I get a cold and it adds 6 strokes to my game!!!" -My Dad more » BetteD: trashygirls.com Tiger? Really? Wow. Guess you can't always smell a Douchebag by his Ed Hardy cologne. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and ... more » BetteD: Gah--Max Power! The man whose name you'd love to touch! (But you musn't touch!) more » Scout: i slept with Tiger Woods more » BreeDMN: Why on earth did Tiger Woods bother to get married? Why didn't he just remain a perennial bachelor/serial dater like George Clooney? It seems to have ... more » yeahisaidit: On the one hand, I really couldn't give less of a shit about Tiger Woods's sex life. On the other hand, as the situation develops into circus-like abs... more » -
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Courtney Writes About Frances Again; Jon & Kate Divide Their Assets
- Courtney Love threatened to sue Perez Hilton for publishing her messages about Frances Bean Cobain, yet she posted about her daughter again today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears."
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Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
- Oh, dear. Tiger Woods' fourth alleged mistress has been identified as Jamie Jungers, a cocktail waitress and "Trashygirls.com" model from Las Vegas. Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure." [E!]
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Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
- Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.
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SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake
- Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed the rumors that her five-year marriage to Kelli Carpenter is on the rocks. She said: "Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues..."
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#showmustgoon
Music Of The Night
84-year-old Sylvia Bailey has been ushering at The Phantom of the Opera since Broadway's longest-running show opened in 1988. Says she, "‘The Phantom' isn't going anywhere and neither am I." [NYT] -
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Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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#ragtrade
Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?
- "I've thought about clothing and jewelry lines," says Usher. "But fragrance stays on when everything else comes off." [People]
- Bottom of the barrel? For $8, American Apparel will sell you a bag of fabric scraps. [BF]
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Advocacy Group Defeats "Octomom" In Court, Mark Wahlberg Worried About Christian Bale's Weight
A judge has ruled that Paul Petersen president of the child actor advocacy group, A Minor Consideration, can file a financial guardianship petition for Nadya Suleman's children, despite the fact that he's not directly related to the Suleman family. [Reuters] More » -
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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
- Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy named David Daniel Otunga Jr. after his father, David Otunga. Hudson's rep says, "The baby is beautiful and perfect. His parents are ecstatic." [Daily Mail]
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Brad Smokes Weed Out Of A Can; Penelope Cruz Might Be Pregnant
- Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?
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#rememberthetime
Michael Jackson's Memorial, Like His Life, Was Weird, Fun, Sad
Famous friends and family—most notably Michael's daughter Paris—publicly eulogized the late singer at one of the biggest memorial services in history. The performances and speeches were moving and tasteful. More » -
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A Star Is Mourned: Inside Michael Jackson's Memorial
All different kinds of celebrities showed up at the Staples Center today to pay respects to the King of Pop. A gallery, after the jump. More » -
#nevercansaygoodbye
Live Blog: Michael Jackson Memorial
It's the "biggest" story of the day: Michael Jackson's memorial service, that is. The King of Pop's send-off will cost taxpayers somewhere between $2.5 and $4 million - and the media (including Mariah, Usher, and Stevie) is all over it. More »CircusService -
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Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
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#ragtrade
Kate Moss Destroys Hopes Of Kills Fans; Emma Watson To Design Own Line?
- One of the hazards of dating a rock star: When, mid-fight, you want to throw some of his stuff into a pool, there's a slight risk that he might have unreleased, non-backed-up new songs among his personal effects. [Mirror]
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Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant
- Lily Allen is suing The Sun over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling Victoria Beckham a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [The Guardian]
