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more about #urine more comments → budholly101: Considering that my dog once had to have his stomach cut open to remove several undigested pairs of underwear, this urine method might have some merit... more » RainbowBrite: For some reason I envisioned them actually peeing around town, not sprinkling the urine from a jar. I don't know which is weirder - peeing on your nei... more » BelleFree: My favorite part of this is the new "MORE ABOUT URINE" column. Hi, I am six. more » morninggloria: Urine not going to find your dog that way. more » SBJ: I'm just saying, if Simon doesn't turn up they can totally have mine. Dogs, not urine. To be clear. more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Huh. Do you just carry around bottles of urine and sprinkle? Apparently, and apparently you can also spray it. "And Incredibly, a small army of frien... more » stuff.mcgee: What a coincidence! That's how I find my way home after a solid night of drinking. more » andBegorrah: I did the same thing freshman year of college to get my high-school boyfriend to come back to me, but I used a mixture of Boons Strawberry Hill and my... more » MarissaExplainsItAll: I'm thinking that this dog and R Kelly have a lot in common. more » sarah0220 (please don't take my star): I understand that a dog's sense of smell is much stronger than most, but how will he recognize the smell of his owners' urine? I skimmed most of the a... more » morninggloria: Another way to tell if a polar bear is male is ask it to go buy some tampons and see how it reacts. more » CrossWord: My pubes can get unruly, too, but no one's ever mistaken me for a man. more » SarahMC: But what shall I get it for Christmas?! more » The HZA.: Just put out a bunch of Shenises and see which polar bears take one to use for peeing. Duh. more » AthertonMerriweather: But what does the bear identify as? Can we get a 20/20 Special on the bear and the pregnant man? more » -
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Desperate for the return of their beloved dog, Simon, a family in the UK has decided to lure him back in an interesting way: Leaving sprinkles of their own urine on sign posts. [DailyMail] -
