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more about #urbanoutfitters Tart of Darkness: Outfit #3 is very very cute. There's no age at which I have had the body to wear it, but I still find it charming. more » Tart of Darkness: "One is the loneliest number… I tried to cry into my poncho, but I stabbed myself in the eye with a stud." And so I sentenced myself to wear the Go... more » hauteartist: I don't understand the beef UO & free people get from the readers of jezebel. They're both brands for young girls in high school and early college, i... more » angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: This stuff is so cute in the catalog, but kinda fug in person. Booooooooo. more » Jack_Burton: FK OU! They moved into Mill in Tempe and tried to turn it into the Santa Monica Promanade. Rent went up and killed off all the live-music venues that ... more » BytheSea: Ugh. Too short, high wasted, stupid looking frills. It's alla very immature look, like the girls never stopped wearing their 5th grade wardrobe. I'd l... more » msridiculous447: I want to love UO, but I really just hate it. Nothing fits me (I'm an hourglass size 4/6, it shouldn't be THAT hard) and everything has Forever21 qua... more » Scoithniamh: My absolute favorite thing about Urban Outfitters (and Anthropologie's): their website has reviews of all the clothing. I think that's a wonderful id... more » bobella12: Slanket is definitely the worst of the combo words. It's even worse than cankle. more » Maggita: I always think a slanket should be a blanket cum slinky, and I am always disappointed. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: #s 7 and 8. All the way. When I started receiving UO catalogs, I was really unimpressed, but lately I've had some lusty feelings toward a few of their... more » HannahBethD: How much is the pink ruffle skirt in #8? Because I got in black from Target and it was only $17. more » femme-bot: I might need 3 and 7 more » LBB: The first picture reminds me of the morning-after-the-party scene in 200 Cigarettes. The subsequent pictures remind me that I can't wear anything UO ... more » PaigeTurner: I couldn't figure why they all look so lonely and glum. But #6 clued me in. She is wearing a dunce cap, obviously all these ladies are in vintage dete... more » LAmonkeygirl: Does that mean, Dodai, that you find the cheetah-print anklet socks acceptable? Because I, for one, do not. more » Mary McCarthyite: The red shoes with the sheer leopard anklet thingies are pretty fug in No. 11. And No. 6 makes me think of the lyrics to "Tears of a Clown." more » Tchotchke: The polka dot dress is cute. However, I tried it on and if you have boobs of a notable size, take heed: the polka dot pattern creates an optical illus... more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: I love 90's fug. I say this proudly. #urbanoutfitters more » Tart of Darkness: I think too often we condemn clothing that harks back to our younger days not because the clothing is essentially fug, but because we are not mature e... more » -
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Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of One
There are some really nice outfits in this Urban Outfitters catalog, but, apparently, they're meant to be worn when you're in a room by yourself.
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Urban Outfitters: Everything Old Is Fug Again
The latest Urban Outfitters catalog is like a blast from the past. But instead of pretty, mythic Joan-from-Mad Men-retro, the clothes inside are a vivid acid (wash) flashback — a living nightmare starring some of my worst '90s fashion moments.
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Beyoncé Smells Like Money; Russell Simmons Loses His Shit Over Where To Sit At Charlotte Ronson
- As predicted, Beyoncé will have a fragrance by springtime. For the rights to her name, Sasha Fierce is set to earn up to $20 million over the next three years. [WWD]
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Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
- They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
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Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21
- A rare, left-handed Michael Jackson glove — the one the star wore when he unveiled his moonwalk at Motown's 25th anniversary in 1983 — is to be auctioned in November at the Hard Rock Café in Times Square. [CTV]
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Leighton Aging Rapidly; Target & Rodarte A Go!
- Leighton Meester made the September cover of Harper's Bazaar, and inside the magazine printed digitally-altered photos of the actress, intended to show how she will age. At 23, Meester is already a supporter of Botox. [WWD]
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Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
I once had a friend who would tell it like it is; if your ensemble was less than stylish, she'd say, "Girl, your ass looks wack." It wasn't about your derrière; it was about your duds.
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Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
- Lindsay Lohan channels Marilyn Monroe on the August cover of Spanish Vogue. [ONTD]
- Fornarina also decided to go another round with the actress — but in these fall ads, they Photoshopped the Lohan to look like Heather Graham. [Sun]
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The Urban Outfitters Ethics Survey: Unintentionally Hilarious
A reader recently applied for a job at Urban Outfitters, and tipped us off to a survey the company requires as part of the application process. Did we make up a fake name and take the online questionnaire? Yes.
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Michelle Obama Loves Fashion Again; Beckham Brings In New Designers For Denim Line
- Michelle Obama may have skipped the CFDAs, but she'll celebrate the National Design Awards at the White House on July 24. The winners, chosen by the Smithsonian and including Francisco Costa, will participate in events around Washington. [WWD]
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J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
- Jennifer Lopez is getting out of the U.S. clothing business, closing her brand, Sweetface. In 2007, Lopez shuttered JLO, replacing it with Justsweet — which then closed after two seasons. It's tough out there for a wannabe fashion mogul. [WWD]
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Balenciaga Rips Off San Francisco Designer
Homage, inspiration, and knock-off are adjoining territories, and not yet satisfactorily explored. Like obscenity or other great things in life, most people feel they know a rip-off when they see it. Well, take a look:
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5 Hideous Things Urban Outfitters Wants You To Wear This Summer
Here in the Northern Hemisphere, the weather is warming up and the new Urban Outfitters catalog has arrived, chock-full of gruesome garments for the self-loathing hipster in you.
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9/11 Truther Nabs Fancy Perfume Campaign
- In a move that smacks of Chanel-Audrey-Jean-Pierre, Dior announced it's making a 6 1/2 minute online perfume ad with Marion Cotillard and Olivier Dahan, who of course directed Cotillard in La Vie En Rose. [WWD]
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Elle MacPherson To Play Model Agency Director; Barack's Watch Selling Briskly
- 80s supermodel-turned-businesswoman Elle MacPherson will star in the CW's Beautiful as an 80s supermodel-turned-businesswoman. The show revolves around models living in agency housing. It'll be MacPherson's first television gig since her stint on Friends. [THR]
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Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
- Amanda Lepore has a scent which is more art project than perfume — sold at a gallery for $950, the crystal bottle contains notes of steamed rice, mandarins, champagne, and cucumber. It's fermented. [NY Times]
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New Beckham/Armani Briefs Advertisement Debuts
- Before we tackle today's inevitable layoffs, liquidations and bankruptcies, look at David Beckham. Look at semi-naked David Beckham. In his very important new Emporio Armani ad. Why, good morning to you, Dave. [People]
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What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks
The models in the latest Urban Outfitters catalog are shot all moody, hazy and soft-focus, in various states of undress. Before we get to the nudity, know this: More »
