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more about #underwear more comments → lisas: Oh wow, everything old is new again. I had forgotten about the hoodthong. more » MargaretMoony: Because this is what's been missing from fashion? more » CollegeCamel: Why does that model have spaghetti shooting from her nipples?! more » BetteD: The concept of the Atomic Wedgie has gone too far. I must imagine that "Han and Brikauski" is some sort of nom de plume for "Beavis and Butthead." more » sarasasa: What, no picture from the back? I don't trust that, how am I supposed to know how thongy the thong is? Does the fabric attach to the hood from the bac... more » netfe: You know? my ears are the first body part to get cold. more » fluxus flucker: WHAT? WHEN? WHY??? Most urgently, why the hell are her breasts melting?!!! Everything about this is so horrifying and discomforting...except for th... more » sportz.star: It's a vaginal corona for your head. more » idyll: Oh, thank heaven. I've been worrying about the VPL under all my skin-tight Arctic climbing gear. It really is rough on a girl when you look in the mir... more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: I was wondering what to get my sister-in-law for Christmas. Problem solved! more » NrthnLights: Is the lichen confetti on her nipples and the aluminum foil rock included? more » BabyJane: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Hood Thong from the block more » AmbiguouslyStraightUno: According to her shoes/socks this was either meant to be worn to Jazzersize in 1989 or to work at Hooters in, well, now. more » Eleanor Ramilly: One part 1985, one part Nickelodeon's Guts (seriously, that is the aggro crag), one part Lady Gaga. more » frugal: Layers great over my chest bra, matches my husband's cock bib and makes Martha wimple, "its a hood thing." I am holding out for the matching merkin. more » -
#stylefile
"One Of The Most Progressive, Functional, Temperature-Controlled Pieces Of Fashion"
Yes, ladies, it's a hood thong. First: Why? Second: Ow. [Buzzfeed via HoodThong.com] -
#briefs
Underpants. Nuff Said.
When it comes to this Reuters headline, why tamper with perfection? "Men only buy their own underpants when they are hoping to entice a potential partner into a relationship, according to a new survey." [Reuters] -
#todayincatalogs
Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump.
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#underthings
Used Underpants: The Last Refuge Of A Scoundrel
Clearly, someone does it: we've all shuddered at the used underpants in thrift stores and thought - who does that? Well, this time, it was Nerve's Meghan Pleticha, who Does It For Science. More » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Easy To Care For… Need No Ironing"
Thank goodness we live in an era when underwear does not require ironing. And thank goodness panty ads no longer use the word "clammy." [Vintage Ads] -
#underthings
Knickers In A Twist
The celebrated bloomers of Queen Victoria, which came to light earlier this year and whose 50-inch waist proved a surprise to whatever historians monitor royal waistlines, have been added to Kensington Palace's Royal Ceremonial Dress Collection. [Independent] -
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#unmantionables
May We Suggest, "Manx?"
Oh joy! Today brings us not one but two stories on the inevitable "man girdle." Yes, this is a "thing". [NYT, Chronicle] -
#unmentionables
Saudi Women Trained To Sell Underwear
As part of the campaign to lift the ban on women selling lingerie in Saudi Arabia, 26 mostly-Saudi women recently completed a 40-hour training course to learn how to fit and sell underwear to other women. More » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
Unmentionables
If you've ever felt like you weren't getting the support — or restriction? — you really crave, check out this post of retro foundation garment ads. Magic Oval Crotch FTW. [Vintage Ads] -
#slackslaw
Constitution May Guarantee Right To Not Pull Up Your Pants
The Tennessee attorney general has advised state legislators that their proposed Saggy Pants bill, which bans low-riding pants, may be unconstitutional, as it "arguably interferes with a liberty interest to dress as one chooses." [UPI] -
#wtf
That Looks Comfortable!
"Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined." Basically, these "jewels" press a flower-shaped rug rash into one's ass. [RGS] -
#waitthatsbad
Dirty Laundry
A new survey finds that the average woman washes her bras only six times per year. What? It's not like we're talking about panties here. [Daily Express] -
#undercover
"Sexy Syrian Lingerie?" Not That Sexy, Says Blogger
Fascinating response on Muslimah Media Watch to the "Syrian lingerie" media blitz, which, says the author, confuses "sexy" with "sexuality." But...we just want everyone to have nice bras! More » -
#innerwear
Sugar & Spice
Edible underwear is all the rage in Syria! Says Salon, "The garment, which costs the equivalent of about $3.90, is available in a selection of flavors, including pineapple, apple, honey, chocolate and mango." [Salon] -
#jezenomics
For Economic Indicators, Mind The Manties
Alan Greenspan always knew how to find out where the economy was headed: in the men's underwear department. And if the former Federal Reserve chairmen is to be believed, we're headed for more financial trouble. More » -
#innerwear
The Tender Trap: Not Everyone Wants A Bigger Bra Size
Apparently bra sizes are being inflated. And the NY Times did not just say "The Truth May (Pleasantly) Surprise You" More » -
#clips
GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
Today Good Morning America featured the "Brassage," a bra with bumps on the sides which massage the lymph nodes to prevent cancer. Shockingly, it actually does nothing, and now women are angry. Clip at left. -
#innerwear
Boy-Cott: Male Lingerie Salesmen Not Helping Modesty, Say Saudi Women
Women aren't allowed to work in Saudi stores. So shoppers are leaving the country to buy lingerie. And they're getting sick of it. More »
