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more about #umbilicalcord more comments → buzzgirl: I know this is gross, but I find it funny, too: when my daughter's umbilicus fell off, my dog ate it. more » ImproperDancing: Oh man, I can just see this going horribly awry and some horror story of an overbearing parent with boxes of her baby's teeth, and hair, and umbilical... more » nom.de.guerre: I have a friend whose mother saved ALL of her baby teeth. My mom kept a perfect baby book from the day of birth to the day I turned 5 years old. She... more » Leucadia: My son's umbilical stump was by far the grossest thing to come off/out of his body, and that is a crowded playing field of grossness right there. It w... more » Skellatrix: The perfect starter kit for creating a baby Clone Army! more » redqueenmeg: So when I was born my parents took me "Home" but it wasn't to our house--they were housesitting for a friend. It was the 1970s. There was shag carpe... more » Rare Affinity: The only tooth I wished I had got to keep was the gold one pulled out by my dentist. more » Maritsa: Oh sure, it's fine to save baby teeth, but if I want to save my baby's poop, I'm "crazy" and "unhygienic." Whatever! His diapers are magically intoxic... more » dummyfakeroller: That would be an interesting ultimatum: "YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM OR I WILL USE HOODOO ON YOUR ASS, SO HELP ME." more » dreamweave: My mother-in-law just gave me a baggie with the hair from my husband's first haircut - handed over to me as if it was the Hope Diamond. I admit to kee... more » Flackette Goes Retro: I had a "toothfairy box" when I was a kid, and I recently found it in a drawer while visiting my family. Inside? A tiny tooth from young Flackette, wi... more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Now I just need a box for urine and razor blades to keep those pesky evil hexes out! more » -
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When A Baby Book Just Isn't Enough
Preserve your kid's umbilical cord in this handy box, which supposedly inhibits the growth of mold. The same company offers another box with separate spaces for baby teeth, fingernails, and hair — the perfect starter kit for a hex. [InventorSpot]
