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more about #uglybetty ahpooks: I just hope things work out between these two crazy kids. #uglybetty more » TubOfTaft: Hey, I think I see a falling star. Nope, just our ratings. I can't believe they moved the show to Friday nights :( #uglybetty more » blazedom: Did they give her a makeover yet? I only watched the first couple of episodes of the first season. #uglybetty more » Penny: Considering the fact that thigh high Choo boots are probably at least $1500, that price seems fine. Am I missing something? #jeanpaulgaultierfortarget more » bluebears: If the MadMen line is selling at Brooks Brothers expect it to be crazy expensive. I've been in BB from time to time when looking for a simple black sk... more » Tchotchke: Those Tom Ford quotes are priceless. I particularly enjoyed the quip about the bonzai trees taking a trip to the countryside each month for their nece... more » Dodgergirl: Jill Biden likes to wear miniskirts sometimes. Harlot! Those skirts are above the knee! This would not fly at my all-girls Catholic high school. #... more » lilbobbytables: Jean-Paul Gaultier is doing a collaboration with Target that will hit stores next spring Huzzah! Cone bras for the masses! #ragtrade more » Dancingfrog: Shouldn't your goal for pregnancy be to be as healthy as you can and make sure you create a healthy environment for your child? And that means going w... more » Triphena: I'm expecting a Paris Hilton-style freak out if LL is sent to jail, and though I feel terrible about this, there is a small part of me, the part that ... more » rodmanstreet: To Joe Simpson: You don't have to go to Uganda to find people who think fat is beautiful. #khloekardashian more » BAngieB: I'm trying to think of worse people than Sherri Shepherd who could write self-help books. Michael Lohan? Jon Gosselin? Khloe Kardashian? #khloekard... more » Svenskasweetie: It's "Michiganian". I prefer the term I heard when I first moved here, which is "Michigander" because there are so many good jokes to be made during t... more » Princess Leela: Anyone else have a bit of the warm fuzzies reading about Lourdes's bday party? First off, it's always nice to see parents whose romantic-partner days ... more » Hiroine Protagonist: So Sharon Osbourne is obviously going to kick all ass and take all names, right? And Kristen Bell...I agree with you. Now go work more. #khloekardashian more » dirtybee: Sigh...sorry Shaki but this bird thinks your earlier albums are so much better! #khloekardashian more » 7states: Kristin Bell: thanks for encouraging the stereotype that all women hate other women. Awesome. #khloekardashian more » Kivrin: Nigella Lawson makes this girl feel like an old-fashioned male chauvinist: I just want to marry her and have her cook for me every day. (I'd settle f... more » DorothyZbornak: So, Celebrity Apprentice is the new Surreal Life? #khloekardashian more » BlondeGoddess: No matter how much I've seen their names in print (and we all know it's a LOT), the spelling of Khloe and Kourtney still hurts my eyes. more » -
#ragtrade
Jean-Paul Gaultier Right On Target; Mad Men Women's Wear On Its Way
- Jean-Paul Gaultier is doing a collaboration with Target that will hit stores next spring; stay tuned for pricing information and images as they inevitably leak. Please let there be lingerie-as-outerwear! [WWD]
- Agyness Deyn might star in a short film. [P6]
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#dirtbag
Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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#ragtrade
Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
- Erin Wasson is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her unfortunate habit of claiming jewelry designer Bliss Lau's pieces as her own. [Elle UK]
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#dirtbag
Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
- Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:
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#tvwatch
"Ugly" Betty Getting "Classy" New Look
Uh-oh. In season 4, Betty has a new job, and execs are showing focus groups scenes in which she's wearing "a Chanel-esque pink suit" and a "classy" dress "with a ruffled V-neck." Plus! Eventually: The braces come off Pout. [EW] -
#dirtbagafterdark
SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
- "Sources" say Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have decided to live apart just weeks after the birth of their twin daughters. Matthew will stay in their Manhattan apartment and Sarah Jessica will move to Brooklyn with the kids.
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Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
- Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen
- Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.
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#dirtbag
SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
- Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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#snapjudgment
Ugly Betty: The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
[New York, April 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Madonna's Adoption Delayed
- Madonna is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [Times of London]
- Madonna's adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.
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Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
