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more about #ugh Andalucía: I can't believe people still believe the "caveman" bullshit. Just think about it: it requires us to believe that we're wired as a species to have one... more » sybann: Yeah, no. Bossy, controlling people who try to tell me what to do - regardless of their gender - will be cut out of my life like a malignant tumor. Y... more » TheAnglerfish: The elephant seal comparison makes NO sense. Elephant seal males keep tremendous harems. In fact, so few males mate at all that all elephant seals are... more » shannanigans slash pterodactyl: "women, like elephant seals" OK, this is a joke right? It should be, 'cause I LOLed all over myself. more » Snowbunny: When you compare me to an elephant seal you lose all rights to talk to me. I bid you good day, Miss Molloy, Good. Day. more » gherkinfiend: This unscientific study might explain why Dr Keith Ablow writes unnervingly misogynistic crime novels with a more-fucked-up-than the-killers lead char... more » ginseng_you_sing: I hate the words "programmed" and "hardwired" when it comes to gender and biology. It makes me distrust the source a lot. Also, what's with the old i... more » pesematology: Also, I think the pernicious "women want to be raped" myth comes from the fact that a lot of women like a sexually dominant man (just like most men li... more » pesematology: It kind of seems obvious that if we're talking about situations where it's the woman doing the leaving, then duh the women are going to feel better ab... more » TransFat: I know this may seem tangential, but I had a long conversation last night with a, come to think of it, tangential friend about how women "secretly wan... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): "Caveman/woman" analogies have officially jumped the Megalodon. Since there is no reality show called The Real Housewives of 10,000 BC, no one can sa... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: So! There are only two types of men: Strong, Silent, Club-Wielding ones, and Touchy-Feely ones. And! There's only one type of women, apparently: the t... more » maude_flanders: Fuck that. There's a difference between expressing passion or desire, and then there's treating someone like a brainless vessel you jerk off into--an... more » mirrorghost: uhh, i know many men who will not "jump right back into the dating pool", but will have sex with as many women as possible, in the shortest amount of ... more » colormeroutine: This article is incredibly stupid. But I have noticed, just among my friends/boyfriends/ other males I know that they do, in general, seem to have muc... more » NewsBunny: I don't care what they say about you, Don. I miss you! You can come over to my place anytime, honeybun, and Newsbunny will make you feel better. Ju... more » camera_obscura: is there actual anthropological evidence of men clubbing women, or is it some '50s thing, like that we rose to the top of the food chain by being the ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I have dated quite a few guys who had been emotionally distant and/or controlling and dominating. I did not date these men because I secretly wanted t... more » LazyHippo: Did Don Draper get, um, upset after his wife left him? more » cocobanal: Well, that settles it: I guess I'm a guy. I don't like to ask for directions, I like to control the remote, and I get really upset for long periods of... more » -
#darkages
Women Love Assault, And Other Dating Myths
A new, highly unscientific study from Matchmaker.com, Date.com and Amor.com found that men are more likely to admit to being "depressed and upset" after a breakup. This somehow prompted Joanna Molloy for the NY Daily News to write this: More » -
#badvertising
Sexism Sells
Hot on the heels of the "Man-Ifesto" comes this obnoxious ad. Because what's funnier than making fun of your servile wife, who only does boring shit like buy your clothing, while you, you handsome slob, watch TV? [SociologicalImages & Pandagon] -
#uhohbro
The Dockers "Man-Ifesto": Pants, Pants, Devolution
As Jenna mentioned last week, Dockers is pushing a new ad campaign that's based around "trying to inspire men to be men." After reading the Dockers "Man-ifesto," I'd say all it does is continue the Bro-ifying of all things male. More » -
#badadvice
Ask Amy To Rape Victim: "First, You Were A Victim Of Your Own Awful Judgment"
In her latest column, advice columnist Amy Dickinson says she hopes a letter from one of her readers "will be posted on college bulletin boards everywhere." After reading Dickinson's advice for said reader, I sincerely hope this isn't the case. More » -
#headdesk
"The Decision To Free Roman Polanski Is A Wise Decision."
Should you feel the need to become enraged today, you may want to read Bernard-Henri Levy's celebratory Huffington Post piece, wherein he declares that "the nightmare is about to end" now that Roman Polanski has been released from prison. [HuffingtonPost] -
#badvertising
"Make Your Boobs Jealous!": Reebok's "EasyTone" Ad Campaign Is An Epic Fail
Hey ladies, is there anything sexier than the blatant objectification of women? Reebok certainly doesn't think so, as evidenced by their horrendous "EasyTone" sneaker commercials, which drew the attention of several of our readers, and not in a good way. More » -
#scaretactics
Sarah Palin Warns Of Pro-Choice "Mind-Set"
According to Politico, Sarah Palin held a fundraiser in West Allis, Wisconsin last night and attempted to convince thousands of supporters that legislators with pro-choice views might have "the mindset" that leads them to deny insurance coverage for the elderly. More » -
#uhohbro
Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year
Keeping it classy as ever for the holiday, Spike.com has released a list of "The Top 10 Girls To Avoid At A Halloween Party." And yes, it's just as horrible as you think it is. More » -
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#uhohbro
Ask Men Thinks You're Cruel, Ladies
Ask Men has come up with a list of "Cruel Things Women Do To Men," noting that "it seems like a reverse sexism started to take hold as the feminist movement came about and equality for women began gaining ground." More » -
#brotallyawesome
Pepsi Releases iPhone App To Help Men "Score" With Women And Brag About It On Twitter
In order to promote their AMP energy drink, Pepsi recently released an iPhone application called "AMP Up Before You Score," a program that helps men work on their "game" by providing tips on "scoring" with women. Charming! More » -
#wtf
Man Propositions His Estranged 13-Year-Old Daughter For Sex Via Facebook
A 39-year-old man from Lititz, Pennsylvania has been arrested after he reportedly tracked down his estranged 13-year-old daughter, whom he hadn't seen in 10 years, on Facebook, and then tried to get her to meet up with him for sex. More » -
#gymrats
Marie Claire Writer Doesn't Want To See Your "Doughy" Body In The Locker Room
Lea Goldman of Marie Claire is "baffled, even horrified, by women who treat the locker room like their own sandalwood-scented boudoir," and I am baffled, even horrified, by the way she talks about said women. More » -
#brotallyawesome
A Quickie From Our Friends At Men's Health
According to the folks at Men's Health, when your girlfriend fails to initiate sex with you, you should "buy her new shoes" to loosen her up a bit. Oh, Men's Health. Charming as ever! [Men's Health] More » -
#woof
Please Stop Embarrassing Your Dogs, And Yourselves, With Idiotic Pet Costumes
This particular dog costume is offensive on many levels: one, it's offensive to anyone who loves animals. Two, it's offensive to anyone who loves Star Trek. And three, it's offensive to anyone who loves beer. This madness has to stop. More » -
#lovestinks
500 Days Of Summer Writer Really Wants His Ex-Girlfriend To Feel Bad For Dumping Him
Scott Neustadter, writer of 500 Days of Summer, really wants to make sure that the Manic Pixie Dream Girl who broke his heart understands that she destroyed his soul and inspired him to make Great Art capital G capital A. More » -
#ugh
People Are The Worst: "Pranksters" Glue 70-Year-Old Man To Toilet Seat
Jackass pranksters in Australia thought it would be hilarious to place superglue on a public toilet seat; as a result, a 70-year-old man, still stuck to the seat, had to be taken to the hospital to have it removed. [News.Com.Au] -
#gameover
Silk Shirts Will Turn You Into A Slut And Other Terrible Dating Advice
A reader wrote in this morning to tip us off to an article, asking if it was, perhaps, "the most awful dating advice ever." I don't know if it's the most awful, Dear Reader, but I'd say it's pretty close. More » -
#rainonmyparade
Why Does Parade Magazine Have A "Most Promiscuous" Category In Their Reader Poll?
Parade Magazine, home of Howard Huge and smartest woman alive, Marilyn Vos Savant, recently released the results of their "Summer 2009 Pop Culture Poll," and while the results aren't surprising, one of the categories certainly is. More » -
#wtf
First Hannah Montana Pole Dances, Now This
Gwen at Sociological Images brings our attention to this charming t-shirt from Twisted Twee, described as "something for the evening" and designed for children ages 0-4. For what baby should go without nipple tassels? [Sociological Images]
