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more about #u2 more comments → Sarah Dove: Carrie Prejean's brother must HATE Full House. more » TildeMarks: If Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga had a love child (I'd pay to see that moment of conception - btw), I'm pretty sure the baby would be Liberace. more » sableized (sister europe): Kristen Stewart looks photoshopped out of her freakin' mind on that poster. more » Wishnick: God, Avatar looks like a big bubbling tub of hot crap. I cannot think of a way he could have possibly crammed more tired cliches into the film. (Plus ... more » sweet tea vodka: I don't get Buble's comment. I hate it when an artist of any kind is critiqued and their come-back is "well lets see how well you can do it!" as if on... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Chaske Spencer, you are nothing like the Beatles. The Beatles were talented. You are not. You are in a shite film with shite acting. Not the same thi... more » andheartss haz it: Box Office Toppers: Sparkle Vamps and White Lady Saves Minority w/Her Priviledge So basically this weekend signaled the death of cinema. more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: After Brotherhood of the Wolf, Vincent Cassel will always be creepy looking, sorry. more » szuperremek: I am pleasantly surprised to see that Viggo Mortensen quote included. I was on the Kucinich presidential campaign, and what Viggo said is precisely w... more » nacktmusik: Tina Turner is fucking FAB! more » la.donna.pietra: Dodai, you clearly haven't been hearing the squeals of delight emitting from every guy I know whenever the Avatar trailer comes on. If I didn't know ... more » rd2uk: I'm getting a little tired of Adam Lambert waxing on about everything under the sun, with no significant music to make him relevant. Maybe it's just m... more » sybann: Just two things: All men who think oral isn't sex don't get anymore blowjobs, effective immediately. And to the Prejean family: I propose bigots and ... more » MIXED: re: Robin Thicke and Paula Patton naming the baby so early - I've always wondered how parents to be can pick names out AT ALL before having the child.... more » lilyHaze: I did not know that romantic comedies do not make that much money opening weekend. I figure Sandra Bullock is one of the queens. It's probably the Tw... more » -
#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
- Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.
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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
- According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
- Texas gal Renée Zellweger will spend the holidays in Philadelphia with Bradley Cooper's parents. Sounds like the plot of a romcom. But it's real! [NY Daily News]
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#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
It's the season premiere of Saturday Night Live, with Megan Fox as our host and U2 as the musical guest. Will it be great? Will it be terrible? Let's all put on our best sexyface and find out together. -
#reminders
Saturday Night Live Thread Tonight!
Don't forget: our SNL live thread returns tonight for the season premiere, hosted by Megan Fox and featuring musical guest u2, as well as two new female cast members. Ahead, Fox and Andy Samberg promise the "sexiest show ever." More » -
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Real Housewife Nene's Stripper Past; Celine Dion Pregnant
- Nene of Real Housewives Of Atlanta has written an autobiography called Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. She gets real snippy about her "friend" Kim Zolciak, saying:
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Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast
- Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:
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#leftovers
"Miss Landmine" Pageant Canceled • Freudian "Lock And Key" Mechanism Discovered In Sperm
• The Cambodian government announced it will not allow a "Miss Landmine" beauty pageant to occur."The landmine beauty contest would make a mockery of Cambodia's land mine victims. The government does not support this contest," said a spokesperson. • More » -
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LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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#snapjudgment
Bono Can't Stop Yelling About ________
[Saint-Denis, France, July 11. Image via Getty]
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Michael's Burial Place Unknown; Justin Timberlake Writing A Book
- Michael Jackson won't be buried at Forest Lawn cemetery, and police sources say his body isn't going to Neverland either. Every other L.A. area cemetery denies he's headed to their facility too.
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Nadya Suleman Explains Why She Fired Her Baby Nurses
- Nadya Suleman was on Dr. Phil's show yesterday via telephone, talking about why she fired her baby nurses:
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Angelina Wants Brad To Be SuperDad
- Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.
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Britney In Concert: Letting Her Ladyparts Hang Out
- Too bad you missed Britney's Tampa concert: At the end of one number, she announced, "My pussy's hanging out." Why, yes, there is video. [TMZ]
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#sorryhaters
Comparing SJP To A Horse Does Not Add To The Conversation
Of all the innovations the internet has been responsible for, the celebrity hate site is arguably not the most impressive. More » -
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Chris Brown Assault Account Released; Rihanna's Family Can't Reach Her
- New details on Rihanna: The warrant detailing the entire assault has been released, her family says she's changed her contact information, and her rep isn't denying that she and Chris are engaged.
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Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
