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more about #tyra more comments → Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Seems unfair that a girl like that would be blessed with the gift of being multi-orgasmic. I'm just all kinds of major jellies over here because for ... more » sybann: Poor Heidi. She's obviously never had an orgasm if she thinks that's what's happening. Thirty. Sure honey. *pats deluded fame whore on the empty noggin* more » toastandlove: Spencer Pratt is a massive pile of dung. I just gotta put out that fact, cause I like to keep it so real. more » SanFranLefty: Can I just shriek "EEEEEwwwwwww"? kthxbai. peace out and happy turkey day. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I've gotta say, Tyra's face in the second screengrab is EXACTLY what I look like right now thinking about Spencer's wang. more » prettycool: Well, seeing as he is a giant dick... more » lafleur: Tyra, people don't neigh when they come. more » hughman: these two are the sarah palins of their own imaginations, pumping out lies so often they start to believe they are true. "i can see russia from my las... more » boxspelunker: I love that his last name is "Pratt". Because he is one. more » sableized (mawrterdom): EW. Besides, doesn't Heidi enter muscle fatigue after, like, six? Her clit should go on strike. more » SUNNY1: Maybe his penis just SEEMS that large because all his pubes are on his face. more » JessickerFletcher: I first read this as "Tyra feels beautiful now because of disney's new black princess" more » rodmanstreet: When I go on the Tyra Show, under my face it will say: rodmanstreet, 24 feels fat because Lady Kluck was the nearest depiction of her in Disney films more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): I have to say, I've been seeing a lot of little black girls in my neighborhood sporting Princess Tiana gear, and it always kind of warms my heart. more » CurtCole: I for one am going to be pissed if the first gay Disney Princess is morphed into an amphibian for the bulk of the movie.* You can put that descriptor ... more » -
#tyrant
Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
Want to lose your appetite before Thanksgiving? Today on Tyra, Heidi Montag claimed that sex with husband Spencer Pratt produces 30 orgasms per session. Tyra asked her how that was possible, and Heidi, motioning with her hands, referenced Spencer's "equipment." More » -
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That's Sort Of An Awkard Descriptor To Run Under A Little Girl's Face
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#racerelations
Tyra Banks Sorta Apologizes For "Blackface" Photoshoot
According to StyleList, the first seven minutes of Tyra's talk show yesterday were devoted to discussing the "biracial" shoot on America's Next Top Model, in which some contestants had their skin painted with dark makeup. Tyra said: More » -
#youwannabeontop
ANTM Finale: And The Winner Is…
On last night's finale of Cycle 13, Laura and Nicole "stomped to the death" in a fashion show to battle it out for the coveted title of America's Next Top Model (and then struggle to find work later). More » -
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ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
Last night, after a rather embarrassing "teach" on "hula hip-hop," the finalists were informed that two girls would be eliminated at judging, meaning that we already know our two finalists, and there's only one more episode left in this cycle. More » -
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Miss J Is A Baby Daddy
Miss J is known to ANTM fans as a character, but today on Tyra—while promoting his book Follow the Model—he revealed personal aspects about his life, coming out of the closet, and the fact that he's a father. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. More » -
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ANTM: The Importance Of Barbie Toe
On last night's episode, Victoria's Secret Angel Marisa Miller taught the girls "Barbie toe," which is basically just wearing invisible high heels all the time. Sometimes it seems like the mentors on this show get "short" confused with "child." More » -
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#tweetbeat
Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
Today in Tweet Beat, Dolly Parton is carrying around a heavy burden, Chelsea Handler addresses her critics, and Jessica Simpson disses Melrose Place in solidarity for Ashlee. -
#youwannabeontop
ANTM: Biracial Is The New Black (Face)
Last night, the girls packed their bags and went to Hawai'i, where their skin was darkened for a "biracial people" shoot. To get them into character, Tyra offered inspiration: "Think about the people in Egypt and what they've been through!" More » -
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Tyra: Men Who Are Obsessed With Obese Women
On today's episode, Tyra interviewed men who are "obsessed" with obese women. However, it seemed a lot more like a fetish than an obsession. One guest, Scott has been attracted to 400-pound women ever since he was a little boy. More » -
#tweetbeat
Chris Brown Is Still Tweeting About Rihanna
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown still misses Rihanna and dishes out advice to men, Jenna Jameson wants everyone to know she didn't turn her back on porn, and Kendra Wilkinson is writing a book. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Tyra's on-stage colonic, Tricia Walsh-Smith's freakout, Jon Gosselin's opinion on Balloon Boy, and more. More » -
#youwannabeontop
ANTM: Making Aspiring Models Think On Their Feet
On last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the formula to the success of the entire series was spelled out for viewers: making aspiring models think on their feet. Hilarity always ensues. Gifs galore after the jump! More » -
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Tyra: Women Who Beat Their Boyfriends
On today's episode, Tyra spoke with women who physically abuse their boyfriends. To sensationalize it as much as possible, Tyra's producers left hidden cameras in a room with the guests and their significant others to capture the violence. -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, "Balloon Boy" farts, Tyra curses, Michael Lohan goes on Maury, and Jon Gosselin says he won't get Botox... because he's Asian-American. -
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Tyra: People Who Eat Their Boogers
On today's episode, Tyra interviewed adults with disgusting habits, like eating their boogers, eating their toenails, eating their scabs, wearing dirty undies for a week, and popping zits. More » -
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Tyra: Babies Who Curse
Yesterday's Tyra featured little kids who—despite not being able to even read—deliver tirades packed with swear words. One 2-year-old calls his mother a "fucking bitch," while a 6-year-old boy shouted in church, "I don't wanna hear this shit!" More » -
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ANTM: Everybody Must Feel Stoned
Last night, Nicole was freaking out because Nigel told her that she talked like a "stoner." She slowly said, "I need to…figure that out." (Such a stoner response!) But the inanity of Tyra and co. makes everyone's minds feel altered. More » -
#tweetbeat
Elizabeth Taylor Accuses Media Of Lying About Her Health Issues
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again. More »
