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more about #twitter LilyBonesBurana: God bless your hot, hot philanthropic ass, Jane Fonda!!!!!! more » Tippi Hedren: Let us not forget Rivers Cuomo's asshole tweet, "It's cool to have a dead friend." more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Yoko, I love you. That is wonderful advice. I don't particularly like Kelsey Grammar, but those tweets TOTALLY sound like Frasier Crane. more » rodmanstreet: The only way Kelsey Grammar's Twitter could be better is if he did it in character as Frasier Crane. But this is nearly as good. more » Penny: Oh fuck me, this is a doozy. I love Suze Orman. I hope I can spend the next decade undoing the debt I accrued in the past decade. She's an inspirat... more » quesavoysavoy: the dearth of "grammatically incorrect with bill maher" jokes is inexcusable. more » andromache: don't know who Erika Christensen is, but I like her. more » JessickerFletcher: Okay, now I'm ready Yoko. SUZE ORMAN, just when I thought I couldn't love you more... ORMAN 2016 more » JessickerFletcher: Okay Yoko, I'll try but first I need to do a negativity purge: Dear Bill Maher, 1. You have a nasty habit of talking shit about things to which you ... more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Nicole Richie, I'm impressed. I suppose it's entirely possible I'm impressed by her assistant, but whatevs. more » georgina: Geez Slater, does the "A.C." stand for Ass Clown?? What an insensitive thing to say. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: You give me so much fail, and then Yoko expects me to not say anything negative for three days? But Paris making another album! Bill Maher is talking ... more » Diziet_Sma: Bill Maher, I like you most of the time, but you need to know when to shut up. Here's a clue: when it's a subject you know nothing about, SHUT UP. Peo... more » MissMollyKate: Did Erika Christensen just out herself as a secret Jezebelle??? more » Evie Havok: I feel bad for being surprised that Holly Madison used the word vernacular in a sentence. A lot of assumptions about her disappeared from my brain. Hm... more » GGobsessed: I feel guilty for how surprised I am that holly Madison used the term, "vernacular." And correctly. Very, very ashamed. And yeah, I too am liking Nic... more » girlwithapen: I enjoy Holly Madison's juxtaposition of a Beavis and Butthead reference with the word "vernacular." How can you not smile at a woman who appreciates ... more » femme-bot: Oh, Dr. Frasier Crane, we're listening. Does anyone else think he's sexy? /ashamed more » QueenOfTheForest: I find myself liking Nicole Richie a little more each time I read her Tweets. more » angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: I hate seeing Kelsey Grammer in real-life form. He is NOTHING like Frasier. (Although in this case, also bumbling.) more » -
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Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More » -
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Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More » -
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Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
Hollywood Life editor and former celeb-weekly queen Bonnie Fuller says of the celebrity gossip habit, "It's helping women. Of course it's healthy." More » -
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Kim Kardashian, Internet Heavyweight
Kim Kardashian's Twitter feed is on this list of web sites getting the best ad rates — along with The Economist, ABC.com and WebMD. The copy here reads "$10,000 per Tweet." No further comment, beyond: ?!?!?!?! [AdAge] -
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Celebrities React To Brittany Murphy's Death On Twitter
As has become customary following celebrity deaths, many celebs, including her former fiance, Ashton Kutcher, took to Twitter to express their grief over Brittany Murphy's passing and to share condolences with her family, friends, and fans. -
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Hugh Hefner Is Psyched About His Xmas Card From President Obama
Today in Tweet Beat, Nick Jonas is sad that he's single, the airport lost Katy Perry's luggage, and Lost confuses Paris Hilton. More » -
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Tragedy In 140 Characters: A Child Dies, People Are Horrible
As you've doubtless heard, a 2-year-old boy drowned. Half an hour later, his mother tweeted about it. Exactly one of these two things has strangers really angry: More » -
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Demi Moore Gets Candid With A Giraffe
Today in Tweet Beat, there's no airbrushing for Demi Moore or the giraffe, Ice-T flosses about all of his Xboxes, and Kim Zolciak is making a wig for Chris Crocker. More » -
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Ice-T's Wife's Butt Is A Sight To Behold
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T's wife Coco posts a picture of her rear, Jessica Simpson is pissed that Star dragged her into Tiger Woods' mess, and Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has written a book of her own. More » -
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Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation wants some fist pumps, as does Nicole Richie, and Kelly Bensimon wants us all to know—via Twitter—that she has integrity. More » -
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Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D will teach Ashton Kutcher how to get the perfect blow out, Paris Hilton thinks that Dr. Dre is "dope," and Countess LuAnn has a "hot new boyfriend." More » -
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Organization Claims That Lindsay Lohan "Wasn't Even In The Country" When 40 Indian Children Were Rescued
As far as celebrity Twitter users go, I think it's fairly safe to say that the one with the most drama surrounding her tweets is Lindsay Lohan, who once again has found herself in the midst of a Twitter-based controversy. More » -
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Pink's Show Tonight Was Awesome! But She's Sorry About That Girl Who Passed Out.
Today in Tweetbeat: Pink feels for an audience member, Sarah Palin indulges in weather-smugness, and if Whitney Port really loves walking alone so much why does she have to tweet while she's doing it? More » -
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Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
When Dana Hanna got married to Tracy Page last week, he paused before kissing her so they could both update their Facebook and Twitter. (Here's his.) Hopefully this won't be the next "wedding dance" craze. More » -
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Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
Today in Tweet Beat, Stephanie Pratt knows where she is, Sarah Palin is thankful that Americans are the "most free people on earth," and Kelly Bensimon loves real people, whether they're fictional or not. More » -
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Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. More » -
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Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More » -
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Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned BeyoncĂ©, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife). More »
