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more about #twilight more comments → TransFat: I heard that the Robert and Kristen cats are dating and expecting a litter after a wild night of catnip. more » Skellatrix: This shit needs to be rearranged into a grid, printed out, and hanging on my wall. more » boobookitteh: Is there anything LOLcats can't make better??? I think not. also at the site is an lolcats treatment of sex and the city movie. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: That was amazing. *MOPE!!!* more » BlondeGoddess: I sometimes wake up and catch my cat watching me while I sleep. Now I'm creeped out by it. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: That. Was. Awesome. EPIC, even. more » badmutha: Oh noes! Teh boss vampiors look alarmingly like off broadway dancers! more » Penny_Esq: That was fucking AMAZING. more » funzette: u pickd teh vampior so i iz goin 2 marry ur bebeh more » andBegorrah: See, d00dz? Twilight gets you lots of pussy!! more » BabyJane: I loved that, especially the inclusion of Charlie Brown and friends marking the passing months. I'm sorry that I don't have time to read it again. *mope* more » labeled: Ha - maybe now I can get out of the "girls day out" planned tomorrow with a "sort of friend"? Please? Somebody help me come up with an excuse. more » CurtCole: If they'd added one shot of Taylor's abs, I would have gladly paid them my twelve bucks instead. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: OMG FUCKING BABY WOLF PUPPEH!!! more » BeckySharper: This brings me an inordinate amount of delight. more » -
#lol
"You Can Make Me Vampior?"
If the actual movie had been as short and hilarious as LOLNew Moon, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. [Mircosuede] -
#fandom
Not A Twihard? You Can Still Be Team Edward
The James Olmos T-shirt is $20; the Munster one isjust a dream… for nowavailable here!!! [Buzzfeed via io9, HijinksEnsue] -
#lovestory
Twilight's Hero Is Abusive, Which Makes Him All The More Romantic
If you're familiar with the Twilight universe, you know that Bella and Edward have an unhealthy relationship. A LiveJournal user has detailed fifteen ways, using a list from the National Domestic Violence hotline. Is that why Twilight's so "romantic"? More » -
#palesales
Vampire Trend Causes Pale Foundation Sales To Soar
Pale women of the world, start hoarding your makeup: thanks to Twilight, sales of pale foundation have risen 200% over the past month, leading the always understated Daily Mail to declare pale makeup a "sinister trend." [DailyMail] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
Peggy Olson Was Totally Team Jacob
Sparkly vampires may be all the rage now, but as you can see from this vintage Cutex lipstick ad, at one point in time it was quite fashionable to choose between Team Jacob's Grandfather and Team Hot Mummy. [VintageAds] -
#thingsthatsuck
Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening
He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] -
#clips
Taylor Lautner Breaks Down Three Types Of Twihards
The Buff werewolf has it down to a science: There's the screamer, the crier and the fainter. (He left out the sigher, the huffer, the eyeroller.) Oh, and remember when Taylor was posing wet on the beach? Guess what: More » -
#ragtrade
Supermodel In Abusive Relationship; Leona Lewis Doing A Clothing Line
- A friend of Daul Kim who IM'd with the model the night before Kim was found dead in her Paris apartment says that Kim complained of feeling depressed, and was in an abusive relationship. But she was scared to leave:
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#jabberwacky
Alice > Bella, That's For Sure, But Who Is The White Queen?
"…But [Edward] went on all the same, shedding buckets of sparkling tears, until there was a small pool all around him." — From If Lewis Carroll Had Written Twilight: An Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Twilight Mashup. [Lit Drift] -
#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#survivalguides
Fake Your Way Into Twilight Fandom: A Guide To Surviving A Sparkly Vampire World
Well, crew, New Moon has made like 8 kerbillion dollars this weekend (it's actually $140.7 million), which means that the entire world has gone Twilight crazy. Here are some tips for successfully navigating a sparkly vampire-obsessed world. More » -
#twihards
Taylor Lautner And His Army Of Woo Girls Blow Edward Cullen Off The Stage
While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours." Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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#criticalmass
Critics Say New Moon, Twihards Suck
The reviews for New Moon are terrible, with critics trashing the script, director, actors, CGI, and even Twihards themselves, saying the film panders to fans who wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them. More » -
#filmschooled
Howling At New Moon: Midnight Screening Is Total Mayhem
Two little words appeared on the screen: New. Moon. And as you can hear in this clip, those words caused Twihards to yelp, clap, and shriek. More » -
#goodbadugly
Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More » -
#dirtbag
Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#trueblood
Actual Men Threatened By Sparkly Vampire
We all know how the women feel. What about their husbands?! As Details tells us, they don't get it. More » -
#goodbadugly
Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company... More »
