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James Franco On Saturday Night Live: Already Pretty Funny
Not as funny as watching him say "I don't want to have your babies" on General Hospital. But put his squint and smirk in a skit with Kristen Wiig and you might have something. Promo video at the link. [NBC] -
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And They Shouted Out With Glee…
Rudolph with your nose so bright, you got the highest ratings last night! [Variety] -
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Britain's Missing Top Model Misses The Mark
The word "model," in and of itself, speaks of perfection. Model student. Model citizen. You'd think a show featuring models who are also disabled would be interesting, but it really isn't. Shocker: You can be disabled and pretty. More » -
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A Charlie Brown Christmas Will Not Air Tonight
…Because someone named Barack Obama is talking about something called Afghanistan. Socialist Muslins born in Kenya want to ruin Christmas! The Peanuts special will air December 15 instead; in the meantime, you can practice the characters' dance moves here. [Time] -
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On BBC Show, Disabled Models Learn Same Lessons As Any Other Models
Britain's Missing Top Model, the show in which disabled women compete for a photo spread in Marie Claire, begins airing tonight on BBC America. What can viewers expect to see? More » -
#madwomen
Mad Men Creator/Executive Producer Matthew Weiner Spills Mad Details
In this interview, Weiner talks about the disintegration of Betty and Don's marriage, the infamous lawn mower incident and Joan's husband joining the army: "What will happen to him and what will happen to them, who knows?" [The Daily Beast] -
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Man Shops Globe: The World Is Your Boho Bazaar
Anthropologie head buyer Keith Johnson — starring in the new show Man Shops Globe — says that his goal is to make the store feel like "no other retailer." But there are 120 stores. And more to come. More » -
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Man Shops Globe: Where Your Heaps Of Overpriced Tchotchkes Come From
Man Shops Globe is a new series (starting tonight on the Sundance Channel) which follows Keith Johnson, Anthropologie's buyer at large, as he travels far and wide to find the crafty, overpriced bohemian crap the corporately owned store shills.
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#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway: Shower Loofas & Disco Pumpkins
Can we just be honest with each other? This show sucks now. Thankfully, Michael Kors was back last night, but there's no drama, the clothes are dull and the challenges are lame. More » -
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"If Celebrities Make You Feel Like A Loser, TV Fatties Make You Feel Like A Celebrity."
"…These shows traffic in human suffering — which means watching them is either exploitative or cathartic, depending on how tightly those Dockers hug your tummy."— Simon Dumenco, on "The Obsession With TV Fatties." [Details] -
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"It Was Hard For Me At First To Find Words For Why I Hated — Simply Hated — Cougar Town"
"It's girls-gone-wild feminism for 40-somethings. It's ridiculous and belittling and it stinks of another round of backlash… All the most cartoonish aspects of boorish middle-aged masculinity… [Courteney Cox's character is] so very pitiful." — Judith Warner. We suspected. [NY Times] -
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Gracias Por Ser Mi Amiga
According to a press release, Disney's announced "a Latin American reversioning" of The Golden Girls, Los Años Dorados. It's tailored for a Hispanic audience with actresses from Mexico, Colombia and Cuba; set in Miami and filming in Venezuela. ¿Cheesecake, anyone? -
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At Major Networks, Only 25% Of Behind The Scenes Jobs Are Filled By Women
In the 2008-2009 TV season, women comprised 25% of all creators, executive producers, producers, directors, writers, editors, and directors of photography at ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, and CW, which is a 1% decrease from the previous season. [Women & Hollywood] -
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More To Love: "I'm The First 300 Lb. Man You've Been With"
Last night, on the show formerly known as The Fatchelor,PukeLuke flipped the script by asking Malissa if his weight was okay with her. More » -
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More To Love: "We'd Have Some Good-Looking Kids"
If you've been keeping an eye on The Fatchelor since the beginning, you've noticed that even though there were ladies crying about being fat, big or "plus-sized" at the start, the four remaining women are large-breasted, hourglass-shaped stunners. More » -
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Project Runway: No One Wants Chicken Thighs
On last night's episode, the designers had two days and $100 to create an outfit for Rebecca Romijn, who was pregnant with twins. Malvin's ensemble was based on the old dilemma: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" More » -
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For Those Who Love Lost
Are you a survivor of Oceanic Airlines Flight 815? This amazing John Locke poster, designed by Olly Moss (with a nod to the style of Saul Bass) will look great inside your Dharma Initiative bunker. [Uncrate] -
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More To Love: So Much Crying, So Much Crazy
Insanity on the show previously known as The Fatchelor last night, starting with Kristian. She was convinced that she was in love with Luke, and couldn't stop talking about how much she loved him. Even while crying after being eliminated. More » -
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Why Is There An "Appetite" For Plus-Size TV?
Today's Washington Post story about the popularity of plus-size TV shows actually begins, "Have a sandwich, Twiggy." More »
