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more about #tv more comments → cirocco: That still makes me woolgather that it would be wonderful if someone made a children's special about a female character who has a bizarre disfiguremen... more » Lymed: Rudolph beat Blair Waldorf? more » boobookitteh: I love Rudolph. But I always remark every time I see it that Santa's kind of a dick. He's cranky all the time and disses the Elf song. Also, I did ... more » I_can_still_pitch: To this day, when I am with my brother and we see a group of women, one of us will invariably say, "Look Rudolph - does!" more » lisas: My two most-prized tree ornaments are little hanging snow globes, one with Yukon Cornelius inside and the other with the Abominable Snowman. I don't s... more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: A couple of years ago, around Christmas, I went on a date with an improv comic who took me to a show some of his friends were in where they did a live... more » morninggloria: I never understood how the Abominable Snowman shrank so much from the first time we saw him (when he was so big that he couldn't even fit in the frame... more » msAnthrope: she thinks i'm cute! more » badmutha: This just in, Brooke Shields has been dropped as spokesperson for "Latisse" eye lash enhancer, and Rudolph's girlfriend has been hired on. more » xgurl3eb: why do they show them so early?!? Thank goodness for my worn out old VHS copy, taped from tv sometime in the 80's complete with osh kosh b'gosh comme... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Yay! This shall go down in history! more » amsci: I love that this was on last night, since Yukon Cornelius was on Bravo an hour or two later. more » Doreen DelPurgatorio: My jaded self still cries at the plight of the Misfit Toys, and weeps tears of joy at their rescue. Happens every time. more » sayah: Never let anything distract you from winning. And that's how Sue C's it. more » OneTwoPunch: Ohhh! I love Bass and Rankin'. So cute how Rudolph talks with a stuffed nose voice to his lil' girlfriend. But, no character beats Heat Miser for... more » -
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And They Shouted Out With Glee…
Rudolph with your nose so bright, you got the highest ratings last night! [Variety] -
#ahhamoments
Oprah's Explanation For Ending Her Show
Taping her show today, Winfrey said, "This show has been my life. And I love it enough to know when it's time to say goodbye. Twenty-five years feels right in my bones and feels right in my spirit." [Chicago Tribune] -
#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway Finale: Armor, Sci-Fi & Tears
It's appropriate that Carol Hannah cried through much of the season finale, because the episode was boring me to tears. More » -
#admad
Will Restricting Junk Food Ads Really Make Kids Healthier?
Two Senators have proposed a bill that would bar companies from advertising junk food to kids. According to Double X, it's "bound to be popular with voters" — but is curbing ads really the way to improve kids' health? More » -
#dirtymovies
Harder, Harder: You Missed A Spot!
Are women actually turned on by men doing housework? Pine-Sol sure hopes so. More » -
#derivatives
What's Old Is New
Perhaps because The Bionic Woman redux was such a good idea, ABC is putting together a modern-day Charlie's Angels. (As opposed to, you know, the movie version.) [Variety] -
#sterlingmifflin
There's A Mad Man In The Office
Was the plot of Mad Men's season finale stolen from The Office? The foundation of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce and The Michael Scott Paper Company are awfully similar (though they do take place 46 years apart.) [SlashFilm via Buzzfeed] -
#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway: Can You Believe It's Not Over Yet?
Part one of the Project Runway finale was sooooo painful to watch. Just tell us the winner already! More » -
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#madworld
What, Only Occasionally?
"Great television. Good drama...But a lot of really painful reminders about how black people were supposed to run the elevators… the way women were treated is appalling, and only occasionally funny to me." -Bill Clinton on Mad Men. [NYT] -
#firstworldproblems
Spoiler Alert: To Tell Or Not To Tell?
This weekend, I was at Hamlet and an elderly woman in the next row whispered loudly, "do Hamlet and Ophelia get married?" A rarity in our spoiler-troubled times! Lately, spoiler alerts - or lack thereof - have been raising hackles: More » -
#idiotbox
Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
Ancient Aliens? Dan Brown? 18th Century Carrie Bradshaws? I never thought I'd say, let alone write this, but: Give me Adolf Hitler - please.
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#madwomen
Bon Voyage, Betty! And Other Meditations On Mad Men
Watching Betty and Don's final fight on Sunday night, I couldn't help but be overwhelmed with a sense of glee. Hasta La Vista, Betty! More » -
#tvland
The Cougar Cough-Drop: Surprisingly Icky
A bizarre, cougar-themed Halls ad is pissing people off and weirding others out: More » -
#wifewars
"I Would Defend This Show To My Death:" Evaluating The Real Housewives
Jim Farber of the New York Daily News asks what's got to be today's most pressing question: should we feel bad for liking The Real Housewives? More » -
#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway: And Then There Were Five
We discovered a lot of things on last's night's episode! For instance: More » -
#madworld
The Mad Men Dilemma: Admitting Nothing's Perfect
The other day, I was talking Mad Men, which we both watch religiously, with my 60-year-old dad. "There's something off about it," he said. "For all the attention to detail, they miss the point." Heresy!
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#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway: The Competition Is A Trip
Irina is clearly talented, and will probably be in the top 3. So why is it so hard to like her? More » -
#thebigbucks
Shark Tank: Investors Debate Whether "Plus-Size" Fashion Can Be Profitable
Plus-size fashion designer Gayla Bentley appeared on Shark Tank last night to ask for an investment, but one judge wondered, "Is it possible that larger sized women (and don't beat me with at stick) don't care about fashion as much?" More » -
#idiotbox
Sing It, Sister: Why I Hate Glee
I know, I know, you love it. Everyone loves it. I'm a scrooge, and a party-pooper, and why can't I just enjoy the music? I get why people like Glee, I do. It's fun! It's harmless! But is it?
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