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more about #tuckercarlson more comments → whynotshesaid: I loved that he called Tucker Carlson a fatherfucker. Peaches shout-out FTW! more » HuckleberryFriend: I love how smart this is- of course Carlson and his posse are only offended when someone tries to change male-centered language. Hope you're ok with i... more » cocktail bun: does this mean I should start going by "vaginatail bun"? Or maybe the more gender-neutral "slang-for-genitalia-tail bun"? more » yinyang: One of my friends has taken up the habit of calling somebody a "scrote" instead of a "pussy" if they are whiny or cowardly. Because "the pussy is str... more » wednesdayam: Jeeze, every time folks are brought to the realization that history in books is being changed by the writers, they get all crazy about things. *sigh*... more » Flackette Goes Retro: Yes, heaven forbid we acknowledge that both men and women are in Congress, or that even prehistoric people were not all male, or even that many women ... more » tiredfairy: Whatever, Tucker. You and I both know it's only -real- if a man did it/discovered it/is in it. Damn you women and minorities for wanting to be inclu... more » Aidan_: After studying French and a little bit of Latin, I think the problem is that our language doesn't inherit the tradition of gendering nouns that many o... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I hate to admit this, but I find Tucker Carlson to be kind of attractive, in a really dickish, nerdy way. I'd just have to duct tape his mouth shut b... more » blossom_culp: Um, Tucker, "caveman" is offensive reasons unrelated to gender... Not to mention, I doubt most textbooks even used "caveman." The shift was more like... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I always just called them "Congresscritters." Was that wrong? more » thegogglesdonothing: Is the nomenclature not 'congressman/congresswoman'? I thought that was still the common usage and was adjusted to be gender-appropriate as applicable. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Finally! Let's call the vagina a penis-holder like God intended. more » BeSarcastic: I'm feeling a bit teste today, somewhat peckish, and I don't want to dick around. more » redqueenmeg: This is the thing that really gets me, this resentment not of "promoting" the concerns of women and people of color, but the resentment of losing firs... more » -
#bitchplease
Tucker Carlson Gets Teste About Gendered History
Last night, Stephen Colbert took on textbooks after being tipped off by Tucker "The Tool" Carlson that the educational materials are being revised to be more gender-neutral. Carlson, you see, feels marginalized, but Colbert has some suggestions! More » -
#jezenomics
Who Is Enriching Himself In The Abortion Debate?
Well-known tool Tucker Carlson is really upset that doctors who perform abortions are charging for their services! He calls it "enriching" themselves. I call it being hypocritical and disingenuous, like most of the right-wing on this issue. More » -
#withlibertyandorgasmsforall
Some Christians Embrace Pleasurable Sex (Toys)
It's hard out there for a conservative Christian who likes sex. Between Ed Young, Tucker Carlson and Dennis Prager advocating that women just submit, it's hard to get taken seriously as a pro-sex Christian.
