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more about #tsuyoshi more comments → chenier: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees... more » aubonpam: cue the "wah-wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" trumpet sound! more » lalaland13: The zookeepers said they have no choice, as the other animals had passed a ballot measure declaring marriage to be between one female polar bear and o... more » westendgirl: It's easy to tell -- the girl bears are poor at math. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): They should have thrown my pup in the pen with these polar bears and she would totally get the job done. She is wholly convinced she has peen. She wou... more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: ...and the lady bears are thrilled to not have to hear Marvin Gaye or Barry White on the loudspeaker anymore... more » EkaterinaBallerina: It's a wonder that after all those attempts to get them to mate, that neither bear actually attempted it. I mean when my terrier saw my cousin's beagl... more » rosasparks: Does this mean they are separating them? What if they love each other? I am worried. Don't separate them just because they are two ladies?! Just get t... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): And once again the lezebear is misunderstood. Why can't we all just get along? more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I think I will just stare at Tsuyoshi for the next 2 hours until I can leave work. Yes, good plan. more » SmallbutMighty: call me crazy, but shouldn't they have covered this in zookeeper school? more » hatepaperdoll: The sex of polar bears is often difficult to determine because of their long hair. Damn hippie polar bears! Are you are girl or are you a boy, you lon... more »
