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more about #trivia more comments → chatterboxwriting: None of this food sounds any good to me, except the pistachios in the salad. I'd rather have a regular old tossed salad with a good piece of sirloin ... more » megscissorhands: ok, this is making my poor girl's lunch of microwaved burrito and slightly mushy banana feel intimidated. P.S. I love scallops, toooooo! Obama and I s... more » Reinette (wants a threeway with Gambit and Wolverine): *sighs* this only makes me feel worse about my grand Monday night dinner plan: Appetizer: two Girl Scout thin mints. I will deny to my last breath th... more » brendastarlet is on it: You all realize the entree is a very chic surf and turf. more » marshmallory: Heh. Spottswoode is the "now get over here and suck my cock" guy from Team America. I am so cultured it hurts sometimes. more » pandorasmittens: If Jesus had tabloids, I imagine the Last Supper would have been covered as such: Christ and his all male guests lounged on vintage, fleece, loom-wove... more » lilbobbytables: Curse you! Now I am starving! And all I have is stale candy. Maybe if I look sad, scallops will appear... more » hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: not a single fully vegan item on the menu... :( more » Sandicomm: Ugh, that meal would be the death knell for me. Yummy shellfish and yummy nuts--and yet, they're my two biggest allergies. What do they do for people ... more » badmutha: Also, did she say that Earth, Wind and Fire performed at the White House? Got to have that FUNK! more » Jessi Ramsey: I feel so uncultured. What is agnolottis? more » burningdinner: What's a sunchoke? more » NellMood: Hooray for Oregon wine! more » morninggloria: Fried cheese... with club sauce... more » tscheese: I'm going to go home and call my cheap-ass Corelle "Truman." Just to make it feel better. more » -
#obamania
Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
"Music will be performed by the Marine Corps Band and a group White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers said she 'really loves,' Earth Wind and Fire." Wait, what? More »
