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more about #traveling more comments → sybann: Guys? I can't get past this picture. Just... wow. more » Katxyz: Using borrowed sex toys sounds really gross or like some weird kink. more » telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Motel Sex. We'll Leave the Vibe on For Ya more » homoviper: We usually just rip a choice page out of The Bible (usually from Leviticus) and roll joints with it. more » my cousin is an ape: I'm fairly skeeved out by the idea of "borrowing" sex toys. more » sailorsong: Keep fucking that chicken! (sorry for the language, I just had to) more » shorty63136: Unless there was some signage or something saying that they should be returned, I would imagine that they would assume that they shouldn't be returned... more » NefariousNewt: SpongeBob: "My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!" more » FattyCatty: That's a whole new definition of "Room Service." more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): How did the rubber chicken cross the road? In the dildo backpack! *rimshot* more » labeled: I generally recommend that if you travel a lot, and have accumulated a drawerful of hotel goodies, to occasionally clean that drawer out and bring it ... more » colormeroutine: Wait wait wait. "Available by request" for...borrowing? Meaning used sex toys? Seriously, people? more » curiousgeorgiana: I get weirded out using hotel towels. You can keep the vibrator, thanks. BYOST should be the golden rule. more » whynotshesaid: Yeah, so, I live in Florida, like ten minutes away from the best beaches in the eastern U.S. and ten minutes away from the cutest, funkiest little dow... more » la.donna.pietra: Just about every "vacation" my family ever took was a staycation; i.e., we either got invaded by relatives or went to their houses to sit around and d... more » -
#lewdloot
Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
37% of travelers admit to stealing from hotels. While most of us steal towels and mugs, one British hotel claims their sex toys, available by request, are the most frequently stolen items. [Telegraph] -
#itwouldbesonice
Has Anyone In History Ever Had A Successful "Staycation?"
I don't mean, have you done one. But, was it actually fun and relaxing, like, you know, the real thing? I seriously want to know! More »
