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more about #trashyreads ArtfulSlinger: Dude is that Nicole from ANTM in that pic with Bret Michaels? Wow she really did make it to the top. more » katekate is squared: Is it just me, or does the woman in the one with Bret Michaels look like Nicole from ANTM? more » meritxell: an erotic life: Mmmm. Never heard of Will Demps before but he will be historically inaccurate in my dreams tonight. HOooaah more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Lance Bass makes his romance debut in Why the Fuck Don't I Have a Gay Love Interest?. Chastity Feathertwat desires Lord Bass of the Buttsecks, but he... more » HuckleberryFriend: God, if these are the best bachelors we have we're going to have to start searching other planets. more » randomnessish: What is with that Will Demps photo?! Mixing Roman and Regency!??! BLASPHEMY. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Bret Michaels in Skanks, Ahoy!. Penelope Feathertwat hankers for a life of excitement and mystery. Little does she know her life is about to take a ... more » Phyllis Nefler: So Bret's single again? Man, I thought he and Taya would be forever. more » Abra: Of all the bizarre things to focus on in this spread... is the girl with Bret Michaels Nicole from ANTM? The one who got in a fight over Red Bull and ... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: TRIGGER WARNING I think Brody Jenner is fine. Sue me. more » rocknrollunicorn: Bret looks absolutely soulless and braindead. Brody looks utterly confused. "What is this? A woman? I thought I specified bromance! What is she doing?... more » KiddyKat: I love how Jenner had to tell us about the "incredible gesture" that "fell through" as opposed to, something he actually did. more » siandt: "There's really nothing wrong with this photo of NFL player Will Demps..." LIES! There is historical inaccuracy in costuming! Not that this would stop... more » Penny: Why isn't Bass with a dude? more » yummylicious: Why does Brett Michaels always purse his lips in every photo? It's so unattractive. more » Treeless: I am disturbed that I recognized Bret Michaels even via the thumbnail on the mainpage. And amused that Brody's vest looks c-h-e-a-p. more » Lucille van Pelt: Lance Bass is gay, everyone knows that! couldn't they have put him with a man lusting after him? come on people! it's 2009, can't we accept that gay m... more » DangerMouse: OH MY GOD THAT GUN. OMG. I can't stop laughing. Thanks, Bret. more » lalaland13: Have people at People ever read a romance novel? There are some good ones, really. Despite these covers. And I believe that genre is called my life. more » Casquivana: I never thought I'd say this, under ANY circumstance, but... I prefer Fabio. more » -
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People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
Romance novels are known for heaving bosoms, but these photos from People's "Hottest Bachelors" feature of Bret Michaels and Brody Jenner posed like they're on the cover of a romance novel just made us want to heave.
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