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more about #tracyanderson more comments → whynotshesaid: Hating Tracy Anderson AND women who lift weights and run? Is this comment thread my own personal Valhalla or what? All we need is some beer and some... more » BetteD: That was worth watching if only to see Gwyneth dancing around like Elaine from Seinfeld. The question still remains as to what image-sculpting prof... more » budholly101: while I think this woman is all kinds of shady, I have to admit - those bands in the video are sort of cool. Of course, I'd probably do one serious w... more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: That is the most relatable I've ever seen Gwyneth. That video made me like her more than I did before. As much of a mess as Tracy is in her personal l... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: It never ceases to amaze me that Tracy Anderson is still working. She is such a transparent fraud. If the woman who introduced the world to the Kabbal... more » kookoocachaw: God, she's like the real life Sue Sylvester. #tracyanderson more » rd2uk: Dudes, I know this will not be a popular comment on here, and Tracy Andersons voice annoys me as must as the next guy...BUUUT I used some of her worko... more » brokenscope: SERIOUS CARDIO IS STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID...... /rage You do cardio to promote cardiovascular health or you do it when training for endurance ... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): One week training with Tracy Anderson: $10,000 Lunching with Gwyneth: $400 Lifting piles of other people's money? Priceless. #tracyanderson more » Ailatan: "unfortunate situation" "events happened to me" "someone else" taking responsibility for one's actions is really overrated. #tracyanderson more » bluebears: maybe if they have to add heat and humidity those cardio workouts aren't as intense as purported. When I go for a run in 20 degree temps I know I'm sw... more » heliotrollop: "No woman should lift more than three pounds, ever." Seriously??? I've lifted sandwiches that weigh more than three pounds! #tracyanderson more » smashsparkle: I read on Dlisted.com that she also, at one point, claimed to have been a Power Ranger. #tracyanderson more » samarkand: "when you're 35, you either starve yourself, or you do serious cardio. But there's no free ride." Ahahahah, sucks to be you, Gwen. I just turned 35 ... more » thecameralovesyou: That clip on youtube was actually from an Oprah episode. She did a little segment about Gwyneth's workout routine and eating habits, etc. Sad that I ... more » -
#trickytracy
4 Fun Facts About Madonna's Former Trainer
Tracy Anderson may not be Madonna's trainer anymore, but she's still a total fraud. The Daily Beast has a detailed indictment of her latest escapades, from which we've chosen four. More » -
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It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
- Finally, it's confirmed: Heidi Klum gave birth to a girl, Lou Samuel, on October 9 in L.A. (Her siblings are Johan, 2½ Henry, 5 and Leni, 5.) Seal says:
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Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
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Kim Kardashian's Perfume "Truly...Speaks To My Fans" (What Does It Tell Them?!)
- Kim Kardashian, has, obviously, created a perfume. "The fragrance really captures who I am," she says ominously. [WWD]
- Heather Mills continues her controversial career, launching a line of recycled, re-modelled, animal-friendly (good!) clothes (bad. Very, very bad.) [DailyMail]
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#trickytracy
Celeb Trainer Tracy Anderson Wants To Give Everyone A "Teeny-Tiny" Body
Celebrity trainer (and alleged financial charlatan) Tracy Anderson tells the Telegraph that her exercise method is "the best girlfriend you could ever have!" But would your best girlfriend really force you to have a "teeny-tiny body?"
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#unfitness
Gwyneth Paltrow's Celeb Trainer: Financial Charlatan
Indianapolis Monthly has a very long and very sordid piece about the many financial foibles of Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
- Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
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Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
- Being on vacation with Amy Winehouse must be relentlessly entertaining:
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Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
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#weightymatters
Warning: Madonna's Workouts May Ruin Your Life
Daily Mail reporter Ashley Pearson, who describes herself as a "normal size 14 girl" followed the workout recommended by the woman who trains Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow and her reaction was surprising. More »
