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more about #toystories more comments → Pessimippopotamus: Forget that. Where is the Lady GaGa Barbie? #amywinehousebarbie more » BytheSea: I think it'll be like that Ken doll with the covert gay following. She looks like a drag queen, I'm saying. Waylon Smithers will own five signed dolls... more » LazyHippo: At least parents wouldn't have to worry about shelling out for a co-branded rehab center. #amywinehousebarbie more » Cogito Ergo Bibo: Wow. Not enough that dolls set an unreasonable standard for realistic body image. Now they come with an unrealistically high expecation for hardcore... more » rd2uk: whose buying this stuff? seriously, i want to know which parent wants to buy their kid an amy winehouse doll, barbie or otherwise? #amywinehousebarbie more » coconanas: Amy Barbie comes with aluminium foil and pipe for that quick crack fix, a rum bottle for when she's partying on the beach and ciggies for when she's c... more » CurtCole: They tried to make me go to the beach house, I said, "No, No, NO!" #amywinehousebarbie more » WestMantooth: Just don't invite Doctor Barbie and her syringes over a "party." #amywinehousebarbie more » rollsnide: This is just the tip of the iceberg. My 4-year-old has asked for My Little Ponies, Polly Pockets, Strawberry Shortcake and Smurfs. It's like my xmas l... more » jenilane: The first My Little Pony movie was the first film I ever saw in a theater. I got scared when the smooze almost got one and yelled, "Run pony, run!" in... more » sarahsmile: They do have that show! Sandra Lee hosts it, I think. #mylittlepony more » andBegorrah: Or! Just combine the My Little Ponies series with an Easy-Bake Oven show and teach kids where their dog's food really comes from. Tough lessons, sure,... more » EleanorRigby: Wake me up when they air Hang Time and California Dreams. People don't forget! #mylittlepony more » SevenNationArmy: When did they turn MLP into a lame version of Lisa Frank? I can't wait til they start remaking Captain Planet, Alex Mac, Are You Afraid of the dark, ... more » curiousgeorgiana: After they f-ing ruined the Care Bears, they can stay far away from My Little Ponies, Pound Puppies, and all other sacred childhood memories. Don't m... more » -
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But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
Amy Winehouse reportedly wants to be the next Barbie doll and thinks she would be a hit with kids. [Pop Crunch] -
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Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV
The Disney Channel will air a My Little Pony series in conjunction with the newly formed Hasbro Studios. Yawn. Call us when Cookin' With Easy-Bake Oven gets greenlit. [The Hollywood Reporter] -
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I Wish I Had A Tiny Bow On My Liver
Or spleen. Or heart! I just want to squeeze the guts out of these "Anatomy" Hello Kitty figures by Dr. Romanelli. I love' em eyeballs to entrails. [Inventor Spot] -
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Michelle O. Doll Does Not Come With Sleeves
Jailbreak Toys is releasing a Michelle Obama doll. Though the White House objected to Malia and Sasha dolls from Ty earlier this year, there has been no comment on the Michelle doll. Jason Feinberg, the toy company's founder, says: More » -
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Mixed Feelings About The New Black Barbie Dolls
As mentioned in July, Mattel worked with a black designer named Stacey McBride-Irby to create the "So In Style" black barbie dolls, which are "closer to a mirror reflection" of African-Americans. The ladies of The View had some issues: More » -
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"Annie's Not Destructive… She's Imaginative!"
These Play-Doh ads from Singapore — featuring dangerous objects made of clay and the words "safe no matter what you make," are twisted, but funny. I remember my Play-Doh french fries tasting like crap. Additional images after the jump. [AdRants] More » -
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Mattel's New Black Barbie A Step In The Right Direction
In an essay for The Root, Raven L. Hill asks if Mattel's new African-American So In Style Barbie dolls get black people "closer to our mirror reflection" than Barbie, or previous black Barbies. The answer? Yes. And no. More » -
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Are Moms Actually Livid Over Tattoo Barbie?
Mattel has released Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie, with"40 fun tattoo stickers" for the doll — and for kids — and if certain papers are to be believed, people are freaking the fuck out. More » -
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If At First You Don't Succeed…
After making dolls named Sasha and Malia and then pulling them due to objections, Ty Inc. presents: Bo The First Dog Beanie Baby. Part of the proceeds will go to support animal shelters. [Reuters] -
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Pony Up
Who wants to be the last one on the playground without an Edward Scissorhands My Little Pony? Artist Mari Kasurinen has dressed the ebullient equine like a series of film icons. Kill Bill! [Guardian] -
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New Dora Revealed!
Click to enlarge and to compare new "tween" Dora The Explorer to her original self. [AP] More » -
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Doll Makeovers Are Not Child's Play
The Disney Princesses are getting a makeover. This, with the news that Dora The Explorer will come in a shopping-obsessed tween version and that horrifying Strawberry Shortcake revamp is upsetting. Hey, toymakers: Quit it. More »
