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more about #torispelling chochochi: This was just on this afternoon on French TV... I'm a sucker for Xmas movies, but I just couldn't bear to watch this. BTW William Shatner is in it too! more » BabyJane: Ho-Ho-Ho-ly Shit! more » CurtCole: If Gary Coleman ever yelled that at me, I would probably convert to whatever he was selling. more » evility: Good thing I slept pretty well last night, since that's going to haunt my dreams forever. more » EdnasEdibles: I have seen this movie. I have a strange addiction to Christmas Lifetime movies. My personal favorite is the one where a woman crawls into a clothes d... more » Tippi Hedren: This confirms it: Tori Spelling is the world's greatest actress. more » sparkelss: It's Coco's world. We just live in it. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why do I have a feeling that Coco is going to have serious health problems later on in life? more » Slim: In regard to Coco's butt: I think we have finally located Sir Mix-A-lot's source of inspiration. more » pesematology: Yoko Ono is love. more » ChickyOnly: Just wanted to share since there are so many Coco-lovers on here that I've met Coco (and Ice) and she's lovely and sweet in person. They were at the a... more » midwesternmom: So, all I have to do to get a bubble-butt like Coco's is work out in stripper heels? I am off to the mall (the strip mall, that is). more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Wow, Stephanie! That IS really weird! ZOMG! more » Tippi Hedren: I bet Coco and T have a great relationship. I love those two. more » nude agenda: if only bill maher didn't have a computer more » John Wayne Is Big Leggy: I had to know know more about the butt, so I did some research. Thoughts? [famousplastic.com] more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Last night, at my salsa class, the instructor made us do partner squats (in heels!) to make a point about balance. My legs are KILLING me today. I c... more » limber: Aw. Simon Pegg, that's how I feel about Christmasy London, too. Sniff. [...cough] more » Penny: I would totally fuck Peaches. She's my huge girl crush. Love her like a million stars. more » Penny: Seriously, Coco's ass has to be one of the World's Wonders. more » -
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Ice-T's Wife's Butt Is A Sight To Behold
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T's wife Coco posts a picture of her rear, Jessica Simpson is pissed that Star dragged her into Tiger Woods' mess, and Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has written a book of her own. More » -
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Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D will teach Ashton Kutcher how to get the perfect blow out, Paris Hilton thinks that Dr. Dre is "dope," and Countess LuAnn has a "hot new boyfriend." More » -
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Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
- Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."
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Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
Today in tweetbeat: Diablo Cody ponders phantom cat odor, Michael Ian Black stands up a hateful Westboro Baptist Church homophobe, and Taylor Swift says she isn't a bit worried about her manager's Nickelback ringtone. More » -
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Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
Today in Tweet Beat, Stephanie Pratt knows where she is, Sarah Palin is thankful that Americans are the "most free people on earth," and Kelly Bensimon loves real people, whether they're fictional or not. More » -
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Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
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Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
- Penelope Cruz, who is rumored to be engaged to Javier Bardem, showed up to the premiere of Pedro Almódovar's Broken Embraces in New York on Sunday with a knuckle-sized sapphire surrounded by small diamonds on her ring finger. [People]
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Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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Fashion's Night Out's Celeb Lineup Announced; Tori Clothing Line A Reality
- The details of Fashion's Night Out — aka Anna Wintour's Plan To Save Retail — have been announced. Over 700 stores in all five boroughs will be participating in events that range from sewing circles to cook-ins to rock shows:
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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis
- Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."
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Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
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Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Might Want To Rethink That Job Quitting Situation
- Though Jon Gosselin's rumored new girlfriend, Kate Major, left her job at Star due to "falling for" the father of Plus 8, Gosselin says his "heart is always with Hailey," meaning his other rumored girlfriend, Hailey Glassman. Ouch! [USWeekly]
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Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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Chris And Rihanna's Date In Court; Lohans Add Another Mug Shot To Family Album
- Rihanna will be subpoenaed to testify at a preliminary hearing on June 22 to determine if there is enough evidence to prosecute Chris Brown for assault, and her lawyer says she'll be there. Also required to attend: Chris Brown.
