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more about #toriamos Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » AfroJezeBella: WTF @ P. Diddy? Why does that sound like attempted rape? more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » frozengrapes: If possible (as in, if I had a vagina...) I would probably try to get preggers with Tiger Woods' baby, too. That would set you for life... more » RenoMartini: My six year old recently penned a poem for homework, and it went like this: My cat is fat My cat is big My cat is not a pig! It makes more sense, an... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » TransFat: Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed. more » tallgirl-in-heels: Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim. more » History Major: A woman who slept with another womans husband repeatedly over the course of many years is worried about her reputation as being mistaken for a hooker?... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: So...did Tiger not even wrap it up? It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer. more » erinna: I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I ca... more » GGobsessed: Maybe i've been in some kind of pop culture cave-world, but I could've sworn Tila Tequila had a boyfriend. Like, when her show ended, people were talk... more » JinxyMcDeath: Whoa, Bill Paxton came out of nowhere towards the end in that kidnap/attempted rape Limp Bizkit video. Did I miss something about the plot? more » sequined: I'd be interested to hear what other, maybe more recent songs she's looking at/considers relevant, in terms of women singing about violence against wo... more » Penny: Oh yes, I would like to have coffee with this woman. She might be my new hero. more » boxspelunker: Oh, that woman in the Limp Bizkit video! I just want to run in there and get him away from her - leave her alone, she's clearly terrified, you psycho... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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#songremainsthesane
The Cyclical Nature Of Songs About Sexual Violence
If he didn't care for me/I could have never made him mad/But he hit me and I was glad. An article in today's Guardian explores the work of Deborah Finding and her thesis on narratives of violence in pop music. More » -
#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Losing Daisy Leaves Jess At "Worst Place Ever"; Khloé Will Marry This Weekend
- One of Jessica Simpson's "friends" claims she's at her lowest point ever after losing her dog because, "Daisy was her baby... It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay, Audrina Robbed By Same People? Aniston "Feuding" With Tina Fey
- Police are investigating whether the people who robbed Lindsay Lohan are the same people who broke into Audrina Patridge's home in February. Male robbers in both cases looks similar and in both incidents the burglars walked in through unlocked doors.
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Kiefer Takes Down Fashion Designer; Lindsay's Got A New Drug
- Kiefer Sutherland allegedly head-butted Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough so hard at a party after the Met gala last night that he broke his nose. It's unclear whether the headbutt was intentional. [NY Magazine]
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#childrensbooks
Blueberries For All
Looking for a Monday morning pick-me-up? Here's a touching video for Blueberry Girl, a children's book written by Neil Gaiman for Tori Amos's daughter that celebrates the unconventional girls. Click through to watch. [Boingboing]
