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more about #tori more comments → Snowbunny: Has Amber Rose always been so juicy and delicious? I want to go there. more » Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit): It's jokes like that make Ewan McGregor even hotter to me. more » hellosunshine: I can't even express how excited I am for the shark movie. OMG OMG. more » Hazel: Are you sure Kanye wrote that? It's not in caps. more » Stephanie wishes to kill Tucker Max: I dislike Jennifer Anniston - I don't actually know the woman, but jesus, she seems shrill, attention seeking, and desperate. And christ, if Charlize ... more » TheLittlestChicken: To the former Mrs. Dean McDermott: Tori Spelling didn't break up your marriage; Dean McDermott did. Thank you, Mrs. Littlest Chicken more » willwriteforfood: "Obviously I'm going to be crying; she's like my daughter." Ummmm. I just know there's a joke in there about Paris Hilton's mothering skills but I'm o... more » Sandicomm: Oh, Paul, don't do that. Now you're going to have a bunch of addled Zionists pop out of the woodwork and bitch about how Rahm isn't Israeli enough and... more » CircleSquare: I predict that Jen's new film will be known as The One Where Jen Wore A Wig. It feels like she IS her hairdo by this stage! more » FashionShowAtLunch: Also? You suck, Tori Spelling. more » MissTicklebritches: That haircolor looks amazing on Aniston. It really makes her eyes stand out. She should go red. more » FashionShowAtLunch: "The cat and I have become close friends"??!! I might just be stoned, but that is fucking hilarious. more » Eric Northman is mine: Threesomes, I can't decide if it's hot or awkward. I'm leaning in the direction of awkward, too many body parts fumbling around. more » baraqiel: "...she confronted Spelling and asked her not to break up her marriage." Oh, honey, it was already broken. (Sadface.) more » VaginaWig is A Merkin: Josh Lucas... said he likes to get to know his dates face-to-face. Um, forgive me if I'm mistaken, but isn't that what one does on a date? Gets to kno... more » -
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Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
- Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, posted a picture of Madonna pinching her butt on her Twitter, prompting rumors that the three of them had a tryst. Kanye claims it never happened.
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Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
