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    Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: Honestly I don't even know what to say. I've watched 45 seconds of this show. just 45 seconds. And then.... I ran upstairs and ran on the treadmill fo... more »
    SharonTaint: I can't even get past the stupid hair in the screen shot. Foul! Foul!!! more »
    PrettyPrettyPrincess: I am not under the impression that Matsuflex WANTS to have sex with his girlfriend. He seems very....ok with the way things are. Seems to want the att... more »
    PrettyPrettyPrincess: I'm confused about one thing - IS the Tiny Tool actually having sex with a blowup doll? Because something made of synthetic material and air is more b... more »
    rednrowdy: as i watch this and am repulsed by it, there's a part of me that says to myself "70% of guys have this same conversation with their buddies, and not j... more »
    Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller: I, my scrambled egg sandwich, and my tub of peanut butter chocolate ice cream are all extending our middle fingers to these sorry excuses for assholes. more »
    anxietydepressant: VH1 could have saved money spent on liquor and bird-of-paradise haircut maintenance by setting cameras up in a high school boys' locker room. more »
    DallasPath: My husband watched the show with me this week and his insight was that these aren't the first girls these guys have been tools too and subsequently, t... more »
    penny_lane: okay, so i looked through all the threads to see if anyone had brought this up -- what is with the "cold-hearted tool"? he got axed this week, thankf... more »
    MsK: When my 14 year old daughter and I were watching that, I told her that if she brought home a douche like these cretins, not only would I feel like I'd... more »
    ALittleBitGothic: At the end of every episode, the two biggest a-holes should have to enter Thunderdome. more »
    ALittleBitGothic: Almost all of the guys I went to high school with acted and (holy shit indeed) LOOKED like these guys. That's why I didn't date and didn't really mind... more »
    MarsyMars: for all their tool-ness there are some genuine pearls of wisdom here. "they all say 3" It's kinda true.... more »
    amowls: Thank God I don't find any one of these assholes even remotely attractive. Douchey hair, douchey clothes, douchey tattoos, douchey muscles, just a who... more »
    Scout: a few of the ladies on this show need to watch ALL of "Free to be You and Me" seriously ladies.....drop the tools and get on with your life more »
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    The Tools Talk About How Much Weight Their Girlfriends Should Lose

    The locker room talk on Tool Academy is at once hilariously absurd and profoundly depressing. In this clip, the guys discuss the relative "hotness" of their girlfriends and how much weight they should lose.
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    Tool Academy: Lying Losers And The Ladies Who Love Them

    On the new VH1 reality show, Tool Academy, a group of guys are tricked into entering into couples therapy with their girlfriends, who, for whatever reason, want their relationships with these idiots to work out. More »