Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger

• We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."

Fox & Burger King Call Jessica Simpson Fat

Fans Mob SATC Set; Madonna's Kids Hit The Stage

• Filming of Sex And The City 2 has gotten "chaotic," with crazed fans "bombarding the set." An eyewitness says:

Mark Wahlberg Marries, Ali Larter Also Says "I Do," And Brad And Angelina Fight Over Burial Plots

• Mark Wahlberg married his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham yesterday in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills. "She looked like a princess and beyond stunning. Mark looked ecstatic," says a source. So much for Nicole 4 Eva! [People]

Jon Denies Kids Are Overworked; Did Kanye Dub Himself New "King Of Pop"?

• Jon Gosselin said accusations made by Kevin and Jodi Kreider (Kate's brother and his wife) that his kids are overworked are absurd. He questioned the Kreider's credibility on the matter saying, "They were only in seasons one and two, anyway."

Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl

• Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
• So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:

Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman

• Last week, Katherine Heigl complained that "cruel and mean" Grey's Anatomy producers forced her to work a 17-hour day, but according to rumors, the schedule was the result of producers shuffling things around to let her promote The Ugly Truth.

Nicole Saves Mischa; Jess Is No "Indian Giver," Lets Tony Keep The Boat

• Mischa Barton's former friend Nicole Richie is helping her get her life back together after her recent meltdown. Nicole, "stepped in and talked to her about making changes in her life… basically doing a 360," says a source.

Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split

• Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"

Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged

• According to this report, Samantha Ronson went out with Sopranos actress Drea De Matteo last night, got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.

Chris Brown Apologizes For Beating Rihanna

• Chris Brown has released a video apology for assaulting Rihanna. He says: "I've told Rihanna countless times and I'm telling you today that I am truly, truly sorry...

Mischa Barton Under Psychiatric Observation; Deadly Accident At Madonna Concert

• Yesterday afternoon the police were called to Mischa Barton's home to help with a "medical issue." Now a source says she's been placed under involuntary psychiatric hold.

Jen & Courteney On The Rocks; Amy Gets Divorced

• Is Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's friendship in trouble? A source says:

John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"

• A source claims Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson so abruptly because he found messages on her phone from none other than her ex, John Mayer.

Jen & Bradley "Just Friends"; Chace & Ed's Bromance Over?

• Chace Crawford has moved out of the NYC apartment he shared with Ed Westwick and into a penthouse way downtown.

Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie

• Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday on July 10, which is especially tragic because she had planned a Barbie and Ken themed party.

Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"

• Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:

Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?

• A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]

Wentz Tastes Breast Milk; Aniston, Bitter Defeat

• As part of his ongoing campaign to be named "classiest new dad in America," Pete Wentz has announced that he's tried wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk, and he thinks it tastes "weird" and "sour." [Babble]