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more about #tonightshow pesematology: I'm going to start saying "Ellem, ayoh." just like that, all the time. #williamshatnerreadslevijohnsto... more » redqueenmeg: I LOVE SHATNER. And as for whether or not this is really Levi, didn't Rush say it best, something about "well, we all know what he thinks, so..." #wi... more » LuvEwan: I KNEW this was going to be on Jez today! The one about the kidnapping was just so bizarre I didn't know whether to laugh or not. #williamshatnerreads... more » Ultraprison!: i DIED watching this last night. Any appearance of Shatner is a good thing. Also, based on the first one he read, it seems Levi found that good weed.... more » frankie22: Shatner is the shit, but I still feel a little bad for James Lipton, who used to be Conan's go-to guy for skits like this. #williamshatnerreadslevijoh... more » SomeAuthorGirl: I need to pull Shatner saying "L-M... A-O" out of this so I can put it on my phone to use at opportune moments. #williamshatnerreadslevijohnsto... more » R_Claw: El Em . . .pause. Ay Oh. Genius. #williamshatnerreadslevijohnsto... more » meritxell: an erotic life: OMG I love Ricky Gervais. Also he was a beautiful, beautiful man back in the 80s: more » BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: Well,, now "Offal Jimjam" is going to haunt my head like the opening strains of "Funky Town." Standing in the elevator- "Offal Jimjam" Pause in my ro... more » andBegorrah: I'm going to tell myself that "pajamas," "hand," "skin," "cock," and "balls" all mean something different in British English. more » victoriasauce: I happen to like Jay Leno and I *gasp* have a sense of humor. I don't get the condescending attitude on Jezebel. It's like we're all expected to hav... more » katynels: I swear to god... the man still makes "Monica Lewinsky is fat" jokes. Irrelevance thy name is Jay. more » lalaland13: I don't really think Leno is a bad person, but he's not funny. Conan at least tries some weird and even edgy stuff, like Tom Cruise and Fonzie dolls a... more » Plate2.18: So how would his show, even if it was great, change primetime tv forever? (I'm actually wondering, not being sarcastic.) I hadn't realized his show wa... more » willwriteforfood: Leno moving up an hour (I know they say it's not the same show, but gimme a break) won't affect my TV watching, except I can essentially write off NBC... more » PinkSoxHat: Jay Leno moving to 10 is really clogging up my Tivo. Now I've got to Tivo either Letterman or Conan every night. Jay Leno is not funny, and I don'... more » GayRobotsRUS: A writer on a show I watch Twittered earlier this week that Jay Leno at 10 caused thousands to lose their jobs. It runs 5 nights a week in a timeslot ... more » dripdrop: JAY LENO IS NOT FUNNY. I would rather watch Jimmy Fallon, tbh. more » Yahtzii: 17 MILLION VIEWERS? I refuse to believe that many people think Jay Leno is funny. more » bluebears: "Lame and Homophobic", is what I plan to title my upcoming late-20th century US History treatise. more » -
#finalfrontier
Shatner's Poetic Reading Of Levi's Tweets
Levi Johnston often ponders the nature of the universe with Tweets like, "maybe I don't exist and it only seems like I do," so it's fitting that William Shatner performed his microblogs on last night's Tonight Show. Clip at left. -
#ballgame
What Penis Game Did Ricky Gervais Invent?
Last night, Ricky Gervais was on The Tonight Show, where he told Conan about a game he invented involving his pajamas, his girlfriend (or mum!) and his cock and balls. (We think - the phrase, for some reason, was bleeped.) -
#criticalmass
The Jay Leno Show Is The Same Old Jay, 90 Minutes Earlier
Though The Jay Leno Show was supposed to reinvent network TV, critics say last night's episode was just a stale remake of The Tonight Show, despite a serendipitously well-timed appearance by Kanye West. More » -
#getitoffyourchest
Mila Kunis On Being Objectified: "I Kinda Liked It"
Mila Kunis talked to Conan O'Brien last night about new flick Extract and the fake boobs she had for filming. People's eyes would wander to her cleavage. "It was amazing," she gushed. My large rack and I disagree: More » -
#clips
Halle Berry Tricks Jay Leno Into Smelling Her Shoe
Halle Berry was on The Tonight Show last night to promote her new perfume. During a blindfolded test, she decided to find out if Jay could identify the eau de Halle. Clip at left. -
#obamarama
Tonight Show: Sasha And Malia Are The Coolest; Obama's "Special Olympics" Bowling Skills
Obama's historic visit to The Tonight Show last night went pretty well. He told cute stories about his daughters, but some cringed when he likened his shitty bowling score to the Special Olympics. More » -
#blinditem
Which Sleazy Actor Disgusted Jennifer Love Hewitt On A Date?
Yesterday on the Tonight Show, Jay gossiped with J. LoHew about an actor who has sleazy first-date tendencies. He whispered the guy's name, and Jennifer said he was sleazy with her, too! Who was it!? More » -
#dirtbag
Bloody Hell: Madonna In Twilight Sequel?
- Suck on this: Madonna will be involved in New Moon, the Twilight sequel. Her Madgesty will not only be in the film, but supply music for the soundtrack. Brain exploding, brb. [ONTD via E!]
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