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more about #tomjones Questioning Everything: Oh my, Beyonce must have a huge carbon footprint. more » angelheadedhipster: See what happens when you live every week like it's Shark Week, Jessica Alba? TERRIBLE THINGS. more » hfree: Psst. Colin Hanks isn't Rita Wilson's son. His mother was Tom Hanks' first wife. Carry on. more » lilbobbytables: Oh, Paris. Will you ever stop spouting off your wisdom? And by wisdom, I mean ass-hattery. more » TheGuvnah: Oh Kendra. I pity that poor child. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Paris, the reason people liked Susan Boyle in the first place was because she wasn't some polished, perfect, little woman who came out of the Hollywoo... more » rd2uk: i suddenly have loads of respect for carla bruni. im all for loving/caring for/protecting animals, just not in the ass-hat way that peta does it. more » bowleserised: I'm going to try not to do the numbers on the cost of sending a private jet to and from Malawi to NYC vs cost of life-saving medication for expectant ... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Jessica Alba - how do you not drown in the shower? Also, Truth...you R annoying, ... more » angryblackgurl: I have even more love for Maya Rudolph after seeing the TV ONE "Unsung" on her Mom the late Great "Minnie Ripperton". I had insight on her demise, and... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Also, why doesn't Alba just pay to have the posters removed? more » hellosunshine: On the one hand, ZOMGSHARKS!!!!!!! On the other hand, dude, United Way posters? Put yours someplace else! more » saintbernadette: By the by, the "campaign" is supposed to raise awareness of Great White sharks . . . Uh, didn't JAWS already do that? more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Sandra Bullock made me smile - so totally foot-in-mouthish in an endearing, adorable way. And I usually can take or leave her. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Ug, why in the world would Jessica think posting over United Way posters was a good idea? I hope she pays to have the posters taken down. more » cuteasabutton: Yeah Tina Fey rocks! more » emilyanne: If you read the rest of that Max Drummey piece there's the charming bit where he jokes about Chris Brown and Rhianna... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: if the blind isn't Elton, I will eat my hat. And also wonder why it's blind... hmmm. more » stealthird: Persian rugs? I'll never be able to guess who that is but one thing I know for sure is that by Persian rugs they don't mean Ahmadinejad's toupees. Or ... more » BiteMeMitchell!: Carla Bruni gracefully telling Peta to f**k off? Love it. more » -
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Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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Against All Odds, Some Male Celebs Manage To Be Faithful
"It's a serious quandary for every married man — who also happens to be ridiculously good-looking," writes Simon Usbourne in The Independent. The quandary in question: staying faithful while "women literally throw themselves at you." More » -
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Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days
- Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]
