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more about #tomatoes more comments → cand86: Who cleans all this up?!? And how? more » Scout: what a fun way to exfoliate!!! more » brinkswomanship: Wow, the focus is really messing with me in this shot! I keep staring, trying to work out what's moving and how close it is to the camera! more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): After all the True Blood posts, this freaked me out! Wild blood orgy!! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This week on "When Periods Attack!"... more » sportz.star: The party sadly ended when the revelers were suffocated by the addition of the pasta to Mr. O'Neal's dinner. more » rd2uk: oh my god, the first thing i thought hen i saw this was pink mist..like when a bomb goes off.. more » CurtCole: For a second I thought this was the most tasteless abortion protest I'd ever seen. more » BabyJane: Toss in some mozzarella and a chiffonade of basil and then we'll talk about my participation. more » cait98: Man! I want to go to there. more » Ailatan: Un tomatazo, un tomatazo, un tomatazo en to’ el ojo. more » Katxyz: This looks gruesome. Are we sure it's not a still from the next Saw movie? more » DuckDuckGoose: Diner: Waiter, there's a girl in my tomato sauce! What is she doing there? Waiter: I'm no expert ma'am, but I would say The Crawl. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I'm still not sure why they had Quentin Tarantino replace Joe Francis at Girls Gone Wild. more » wtfox?!: Saucy! more » -
#silvertongues
Talk To Her
A study by Britain's Royal Horticultural Society has found that tomato plants grew up to two inches taller when women gardeners talked to them regularly than when men did. Presumably this only works when the women don't insult plants. [Telegraph]
