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more about #toiletpaper more comments → Aesop's Foibles. YES.: When wearing a scene-stealing frock, go minimal with stank, as it can overpower even the most dazzling attire. Nothing can ruin an evening out faster ... more » LatestBy: Well of course Step 1 is to stay hydrated. The more you drink, the more you pee, the more t.p. you need. And the circle of life continues. #cottonelle... more » funzette: As WTF as this is, I imagine it'll look "Lysol Douching Ads Like This Actually Existed??" WTF in 30 years. And I can say, I remember when. #cottonell... more » BornYesterday: They forgot-- "Make sure our product isn't stuck to your shoe before you step onto the red carpet." #cottonellebeautytips more » MerryLilly: Ugh! Toilet paper is SO overrated #cottonellebeautytips more » BlueMorpho: I'm disappointed that the ad didn't suggest stuffing your bra with Cottonelle. It's truly the poshest cleavage enhancer on a roll. #cottonellebeautytips more » hortense: Unfortunately, this woman used too much toilet paper and was subsequently eaten by the super-judgmental Charmin bears. #cottonellebeautytips more » Treeless: Toilet paper does make a good face blotter, pre-nose-powdering or (if you have no compact) even instead of powder. What? I'm an oily lass. #cottonell... more » hortense: Ready for your close-up in what? Back Door Babes 38? #cottonellebeautytips more » MerryLilly: Take that Charmin bears! #cottonellebeautytips more » morninggloria: Whenever I go out on the town, the first thing that people notice about me is my clean anus. #cottonellebeautytips more » hatepaperdoll: I took the Sensitivity Profile quiz, and apparently, my ass could really use their new product! What are the chances? #cottonellebeautytips more » SomeAuthorGirl: I really thought this was going to have tips on using tp with like, makeup or something. Instead it just points out that you can't feel 100% with a s... more » notadoll: They should have mentioned that the cheap, recycled 2-ply T.P. is ideal for a) blotting and b) wiping off your mascara brush before applying. Marketi... more » thoughtthinker: Feeling down in the dumps because your TP left clumps? Get rid of your grumps because Cottenelle Aloe and E Toilet Paper trumps the other leading bran... more » -
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Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
In this full-page magazine ad, Cottonelle suggests you "Peruse our Hollywood beauty and fashion tips" to learn how toilet paper, "can help you achieve ready-for-your-close-up confidence." Since when does "red carpet glamour" mean having camera-ready nether regions? [Fashion Informer] -
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It's High Time We Talked About Toilet Paper
Good afternoon. Earlier this morning, Editor Anna asked me my stance on "potty humor." I am somewhat pro. Thus, it is my privilege to discuss with you today's most important global issue: Toilet paper. More »
