Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #toddpalin more comments → FroderickFronkensteen: I really can't stand when people say "literally" when what they are talking about is absolutely not literal. "She literally hogged the spotlight" mean... more » hfree: You want a photoshop of horrors? Look no further than the Life and Style cover. What did the have to do to make KS and RP look clean? And no one's ... more » Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ): 1) a) "Kourtney And Khloé Take Miami" sounds like a porno. b) Neither of their parents can spell the letter 'c'. How sad. 2) I imagine a leather mini... more » marshmallory: Willow Palin lives in Alaska. Of COURSE she's going to drink and do drugs. That is what kids DO there. At least she's not pregnant yet. more » marshmallory: Wow, I thought Kim Kardashian was posing next to a wax statue of herself. Photoshoppers really do NOT understand the concept of reality, do they? more » IHazKittehz: BI: Christina Aguilera, right? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: That Madonna picture is really freaking me out. She looks like a doll. I much prefer her sans the photoshop. She may have some lines, but at least ... more » jigglyball: Unless Brad had planned to wear the dress to the premiere, and Angie won it from him in an intense, last-minute game of paper, rock, scissors, I simpl... more » Madlenka: I call BS on part of the blind item. Presumably a "diva" wouldn't wear lipstick that you could get at a drug store, which is the only place open at 1... more » lalaland13: Anyone who goes on a show called The Bachelor should expect to be lied to. I don't even see how that show can call the end result "an engagement." Mor... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I feel like there is an Alaska Independence Party joke in that Sarah Palin Star story somewhere. more » Madlenka: "she LITERALLY hogged the spotlight" Sorry to be that person, but: Really? She did whatever it is that hogs do to the spotlight? I know this isn't e... more » I, Zombie Normal: Well, clearly Willow Palin will fail her Death Panel exam and be targeted for organ harvesting under our awesome new socialist medical plan, what with... more » sequined: I'm glad that all I have to do to "Fit in My Jeans by Friday" is have someone animate both my body and the jeans. This makes it all so easy! more » sequined: I can't wrap my head around how we collectively, as a tabloid-reading society, decided we give a shit about the stars of Twilight. more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead.
More »
-
#ironybites
Conservative Scribe Is Thankful Sarah Palin Is Headed Home Where She Belongs
Wing Nut Daily's Olivia St. John is here to disabuse you of any notion that there were no conservatives cheering Sarah Palin's resignation. She thinks it's about time Palin got right with God... and got to making Todd a sandwich. More » -
#pornultimatum
Please: Enough With The Porn Offers Already
In what is rapidly becoming the least-surprising element of minor celebrity, Vivid Entertainment has offered Miss California Carrie Prejean $1 million to star in a pornographic film. Gross. More » -
#personalpolitical
Bristol Changes Tune On Abstinence; Todd Calls Tripp A "Mistake"
Governor Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol once told Fox News that abstinence is "unrealistic", but now that she's a Teen Ambassador for The Candie's Foundation, she says abstinence is "the only way" to prevent pregnancy. More » -
#epicfailin
The Palin Family Drama Continues: Todd Palin's Half- Sister Arrested
The soap opera that is Sarah Palin's life added yet another twist today: Palin's sister-in-law, Diana Palin, (Todd's half-sister) was arrested by Wasilla police for breaking into a home in an alleged robbery attempt. [People] -
