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SybilDisobedience: I get this catalog in the mail! And I have no idea why, because I have never and will never dress like this. Nothing against this style, but it's defi... more »
SybilDisobedience: guh, I wrote this in the wrong place. #todayincatalogs more »
o-line: This is much better than my family's idea of a witty Christmas, which would probably involve several farting gifts from Spencer's and a No Fat Chicks ... more »
JerkoftheMonth: The Row's prices would make more sense if the clothes were made out of, I don't know, antique silk or RPattz's hair woven into fabric. But it's just J... more »
nyc-caribbean-ragazza: The price of the glasses is not too bad. I'm all about cost per wear and those those frames will last for a while but the earrings? No. more »
Dr. Girlfriend: For $1700, those pants had better come with a damn clit-warmer. more »
VirginiaDentata: Barney's, you say witty, and I say shitty Let's call the whole thing off! Seriously, fuck you, and your popped collar crock-block shirt too! more »
randomnessish: I'm excited to do the "Find this Look for Less" feature on this catalogue for my internship. Should be super easy!! more »
Zombie Ms. Skittles: Dodai makes the big blogger dollars while I pull down my commenter nada because she can come up with words like "floordrobe." more »
MargaretMoony: I'm pretty sure I can find those sun/moon $2900 earrings for $10 max at the local craft fair. more »
meritxell: an erotic life: Oh, Barneys. You can pretend to be witty, you cannot pretend to be relevant. more »
Penny: Also, you, Dodai, are witty beyond imagination. I shall be sending you a $25 Barneys gift card. Do they make those? more »
Tchotchke: I don't care if that cardigan and tank top were made by blind French monks, there is absolutely no way that you can justify the $490 and $225 price ta... more »
Penny: I can't get past how much I love that font. Wonder if they created that in-house? more »
rodmanstreet: What would the Board of Ed say if I suggested LOLFoundingFathers on a teaching job interview? Would they think it's a clever way to integrate our mod... more »

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Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More »
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Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig
Welcome To Ashro, where a lady dresses like a lady and there is no such thing as too matchy-matchy. More »
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19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
Strange things are afoot in the Sky Mall catalog! Check out lasers, kitty spaceships and sneakers that will make you "look like a million dollars" in a gallery, beginning below. More »
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Dean & Deluca Thanksgiving: Mouth-Watering, Wallet-Emptying
Team Turkey, Team Cake, Team Pie: There's something here for all of you! If you brought your credit card, that is. More »
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Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
If you're a trust fund kid who longs to look worldly, poor and thoughtful, you're in luck. The November Free People catalog knows that nothing says "Christmas" like overpriced crochet and a headband. More »
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Lilly's Kids: What's Christmas Without Reinforcing Gender Stereotypes?
There are many lessons to be learned in the Lilly's Kids Holiday catalog, with stuff for kids ages 2 and up! For instance: Some toys/jobs are for girls, while other toys/jobs are for boys. More »
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Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump. More »
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Preclears On Your List? Shop The Scientology Holiday Catalog
A million thank yous to the reader who mailed me the Dianetics & Scientology Holiday catalog! With so much crazytown inside, it's the gift that keeps on giving. More »
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Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn
You want titillating, arousing, begging-to-be-ravished food porn? You got it. More »
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Translating The J. Peterman Catalog (Again)
It's not just a Seinfeld joke: The J. Peterman catalog exists, and it's still in the business of attempting to shill clothes by evoking mystery and telling romantic tales. More »
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Delia's: Completely Mad For Plaid
I got a Delia's catalog in the mail today, and it seems like they're really banking on this '90s thing to take off: Everything is plaid. Or buffalo check. Everything. More »
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Urban Outfitters: Everything Old Is Fug Again
The latest Urban Outfitters catalog is like a blast from the past. But instead of pretty, mythic Joan-from-Mad Men-retro, the clothes inside are a vivid acid (wash) flashback — a living nightmare starring some of my worst '90s fashion moments. More »
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Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come True
If you fantasize about remote-controlled zombies, Twilight action figures, mod Barbies or a doll of that new black princess from Disney's The Princess and the Frog, you're in luck: Entertainment Earth has what you need. More »
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Halloween At Dean & Deluca: The Trick Is Being Able To Afford The Treats
Halloween may be a very kid-oriented holiday, but you'd better have a grown-up bank account to shop for the delicious desserts in the new Dean & Deluca catalog. For instance: More »
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11 New Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
Christmas is here! Well, not here. But in mailboxes: The new Bronner's catalog has arrived, and some of the ornaments inside really embody the meaning of the holiday. If the holiday is about hanging strange things on a dead evergreen. More »
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October At J. Crew: Pretty, Preppy, Preposterous
Yet another J. Crew catalog has materialized in the mailbox, bringing cozy visions of for fall. That is: If you're thin. And small-breasted. And don't mind looking a wee bit wacky at times. More »
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J.Crew's Ovary-Busting Child Models Should Come With A Warning
Tucked inside the September J. Crew catalog are a few pages of Crewcuts, the childrens' stuff. Most of the time I don't even like kids! (I think babysat too much.) But these kids are just. So. Damn. Cute. More »
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Free People: Winning Us Over With Cute, Cuddly Critters
Free People has given us many different styles: Hideous, overpriced thrift store; Iron Curtain; crafty, crocheted crap and Darjeeling Limited chic. And we hated them all! But photographing models with dogs and cats from the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society? Smart! More »
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Anthropologie: Sartorialist-ic "Real" People Impossibly Pretty, Well-Dressed
The August Anthropologie catalog borrows heavily from the look of Scott Schuman, the photographer known as The Sartorialist. The people inside are not models, but "real" people. "Real" people so interesting-looking that you might forget about the clothes. More »
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Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
I once had a friend who would tell it like it is; if your ensemble was less than stylish, she'd say, "Girl, your ass looks wack." It wasn't about your derrière; it was about your duds. More »

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