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more about #tlc more comments → DutchessOfDork: They should really just say it. Mr Gosselin is a dumbshit who didn't read the contract, and wants martyrdom for doing his fucking job. #jongosselinleg... more » dancerevolution: Um... TLC's hands are laden with...heavy handedness? The mind boggles. #jongosselinlegaldocuments more » bluebears: You know, is he a douchebag? Yes. But the fact is the contract does appear to be designed to circumvent child labor laws and I'm sure this contract is... more » marimari: I will be filing a suit against TLC for bringing us the Gosselins. Can you say class action... #jongosselinlegaldocuments more » AlmostZooey: That water clip drives me crazy now. Months ago when I first saw it I thought Kate WAS being mean. Then I started working with kindergartners. And tod... more » Hooplehead: Wow, this dude's douchebaggery knows no bounds. I look forward to seeing him make all of these wacky accusations in court, with Kate as the rebuttal ... more » Zira: According to a lot of different news sources the law firm representing TLC is expected to focus on Jon's alleged cocaine use. Jon's bodyguard Thomas ... more » Schrodinger's Cat: Does anyone remember when TLC stood for "The Learning Channel"? Now I think the brand has changed to the "Tacky Life Chronicles." #jongosselinlegaldo... more » JinxyMcDeath: "Mr. Gosselin will be unable to earn a living as a television personality, and therefore be precluded from supporting his eight children, whereas [TLC... more » bluebears: I don't know, they might have a good argument that the contract is unconscionable. I mean, did they take advantage of them? Are they insisting the sho... more » emfish55: Wow. I had no idea. That I would learn something that would actually make me think less of the Gosselins than I already did. For serious, these peo... more » EkaterinaBallerina: Wait--so he knew that TLC was violating child labor laws and did diddly-squat to stop them? Fucking father of the year here! He's clearly got his chil... more » morninggloria: I LOVE IT THAT WE CAN WORK WHILE WE'RE ON COCAIIINE! #jongosselinlegaldocuments more » tallgirl-in-heels: I hope the court grabs hold of TLC's sullied and polluted hand, and uses it to bitch-slap Jon Gosselin into last week. #jongosselinlegaldocuments more » lastsinglestanding: Ugh, look, I have no doubt that putting eight children in front of a camera for all the world to see their coming of age is probably not the best pare... more » -
#eightisenough
Jon Says TLC's Hands Should Be "Amputated" For Breaking Child Labor Laws
In Jon Gosselin's $5 million countersuit against TLC, his lawyers argue that the network violated child labor laws, cast Jon as "David" fighting TLC's "Goliath," and recommend TLC's "infected hands be amputated." It gets even crazier: More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Declares War On TLC; Autopsy Reveals Michael Was Healthy, Tattooed
- Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"
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#breaking
Kate Plus Eight Is Now Officially Minus Jon
TLC announced today that as of November 2 Jon And Kate Plus 8 will be known as Kate Plus 8. Jon Gosselin will still be on the show occasionally and hasn't been released from his exclusive contract with TLC. [AP] -
#livingdolls
Toddlers & Tiaras: Tootie Is A Total Nightmare
On last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, we spent a lot of time with Madison, the ten-year-old diva whose stage name is "Tootie." "Tootie" is a bitch. More » -
#auralpleasure
20 Songs About Cunnilingus
The large amount of pop songs giving props to sex and blow jobs almost drown out the ones about oral pleasures given to women. Here, we give a rundown of songs in which ladies singing the praise of being eating out. More » -
#badvertising
Don't Go Chasing Bottled Water
Dasani, which is tap water bottled by Coca-Cola, will now useChilli from TLC to pitch their refreshment to black people as a beauty product. [Brandweek] More » -
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#americantitocracy
Fox News Host Screens Next Generation Of Miss Americas
Last night saw the series premiere of TLC's Miss America: Countdown to the Crown, an effort to both attract the much-desired younger female demo and create interest in the beleaguered beauty pageant.
